Movie about you

I was going to do this in the style of one of those movie previews with that announcer guy, but nah.

But if you wanna watch a movie about a guy who spends all his time online or asleep, then fine, whatever floats your boat.

The last year.

Well it could be a good movie if you like watching red necks work on trucks drink beer and haev big old partys in the woods. Since that's about all we do.

1998. Or, 01-02. But that second one wouldn't be about me.

There already is a movie about me.

It would be called "PG Versus The Space Aliens." I'd be one of his ninja underlings, saving humanity from Joel, who had taken over Ontario.

KB - Best movie ever. No, not really, but it's up there.

All things considered, my life from my early teens on up would make a pretty damn interesting movie. O_o

I've gone from local football prodigy to raging alcoholic with a barbaric temper to twice love-struck penitent hero to hospitalized suicide attempt survivor to aspiring author to scheming manipulator back to the alcoholism and again with the suicide attempt to self-involved withdrawn introvert to frequently-sought author again evolving into sympathetic shoulder to cry on to raver kid to knight in shining armor to typical college kid to appropriately jealous lover to perfect boyfriend to a new girl to college dropout back into the hospital then a high-society hob-nobber then cult member changing to oblivious lover once again to amphetamine addict to where I am today, a substance-free up-and-coming amateur boxer with a steady job in construction and the tightest circle of friends and family anyone could ask for, and still moving forward into re-enrolling at the same college he dropped out of years ago.

I need to work on the script.

Mine would be just like Jurassic Park only the dinosaurs would run the park and the old man would be the one in the cage. Let's see how he likes it. I'd call it "Old Man Park 2: The Eatening."

The last few years of my life would make a great movie, but I'm pretty sure all the local porn theaters are closed down now. *shrug*

The only thing worth writing about in my life is another one of those passé "Man learns the hard way not to be a wuss to women" movies. Okay, so those don't happen, but ultimately I end up getting over her and being a prick. That would work for a shallow movie, and my life's pretty shallow.

If you wait a few years maybe I'll accidentally find a woman who doesn't fail my very simple test and it'll be a happy ending. Until then, you will just have to settle for some cheesy music while I strut around all confident-like.

*shrug*

Also, sequel to my first movie will be The adventures of Mik, which would be about my drunken adventures. :smash: That'll be a blockbuster.

I guess a movie about a kid who goes to school, does homework, plays games, and watches movies would be alright... I'd watch it I guess. But I'm pretty sure nobody else would. My life is pretty normal and not very exciting.

I thionk that a movie of my life it would be an honour, but it wouldn't have much public!

People don't like sad stories they like smth to cheer up and my life don't cheer up anybody!

I'm ugly, deppresing!!!!!

What people wnat more!

Not a whole lot in the world nowadays that scares me, 'cept the thought of a 3rd world war... however a movie about my life and the things I've done, unedited, would seriously be frightening. I'd rather not have it filmed.