Hey you!

My first day of school was horrible!!!!!!!!

I was in a nun college, so I just saty there and I hate those nuns because they joked with me! I didn't know what I do! I just remebered that I stayed there for 3 months, then I went to another school!

Those nuns caused me lots of troubles!

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Originally Posted by Zaphier

How do all you people remember your first day of school? The only memory I have from my early life was being pushed off a tall slide and smacking my head against a rock, stupid kid refused to wait his turn.

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Smacking your head against a rock may be why that's all you remember. :D

We painted santa clause. :smash: I think I cried too, dunno what over. :cry:

No. And I won't unless someone pays me £6,242.75, or hands over the ownership of Luxembourg.

And all I remember was that the nametag that was on my coatpeg thing had a cat on it, and my mum saying "Look, Paul, your name and a cat!". The cat was grey and black striped and it was on an orange background.

I don't remember anything but that. Pretty weird how I only remember that, and not anything else.

I've often wondered if my piss would taste like orange juice after seeing it as yellow from taking Ultra Mega pills.

No, and yes I remember a lot about kindergarten. I remember I had a pink backpack and my friend, Tina, was with me. Mom took a photo, I think. :)

i think i kept calling the teacher "mom" coz my mom told me she would be a second momlike person. i also gave a test and i think i got s good score. maybe it was the "mom" thing :rolleyes2

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Originally Posted by Mikztsu

Wait, did I say I drank it?

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Yes.

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Originally Posted by Mikztsu

All I said, was that this 4th grader told me he drank his own pee from a mug and he was very proud of it too. =D?

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No, you didn't say that.

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Originally Posted by Jayren

No, I have never consumed my own urine. Mik, you really are a sick freak.

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Amen.

I've never drunk urine and I don't remember my first day of school.

Yes, yes, but I was speaking with that freak 4th grader's mouth! :smash:

That's what quotation marks are for.

I can't even remember yesterday, let alone my first day.

Athough I do recall going to a nearby pizza place and getting to make our own pizza, but that's pretty much it.

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Originally Posted by Squires

That's what quotation marks are for.

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...not, if someone decides to speak with my mouth. Or vice versa.

That doesn't make any sense. :(

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Originally Posted by Mikztsu

...not, if someone decides to speak with my mouth. Or vice versa.

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Using your logic, I could say that the 4th grade drank it with YOUR mouth, you filthy doongerhead. :( *runs away*

I would never drink urine unless I were offered a kiss from the hottest person in existence. But since Breine and Leonardo DiCaprio are both heterosexual, it's not happening.

As for my first day of school that I remember... some guy made fun of me (I don't remember what he said, though) so I kicked him in the testicles, then the temples, then the temples again. The principal took away my recess for 2 days.