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It probabaly got hit by the firecracker...
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you start expecting doors to open on there own if you approach them with a credit card.
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You don't believe in peripheral vision.
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You buy a rubber bondage outfit, hoping this will make you less conspicuous when infiltrating military facilities.
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You call your Playstation "VR training."
You think that all electronics will stop working by spraying them with coolent.
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You can eat an entire meal in one bite, which instantly returns you to the peak of health. You refer to this as being 'realistic'.
This thread should have been closed immediately after Kishi's post. It's just perfect.
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You consider arms as a passing thing that people lose all the time.
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-You knock on walls to distract your parents so you can sneak out of the house.
-You swing a sword carelessly telling people its perfectly safe because you already pressed square.
-You wonder why the fire department doesn't use cans of coolant spray.
-You wonder why the bomb disposal squads didn't replace the wire snipping method with coolant spray.
-You replace all of your fire extinguishers and bug sprays with coolant sprays.
-You crawl along the floor to gat past land mines.
-You desperately search for a helicopter and expect it to drop you a bos with a stinger missile launcher every time you see a harrier jet fly nearby.
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You think the "Patriots" are after you because you managed to download stuff without paying for it.
