KB...Thats the oddest looking Chocobo i have ever seen.O.o
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KB...Thats the oddest looking Chocobo i have ever seen.O.o
*Enters my Chocobo, Rase, in the Chocobo Guantlet*
This is my Chocobo, Rase. He is black, with red eyes. He is about halfway through life, and very strong, as I have been training him since he was young. I am confident he will win the Guantlet.
*Stands by the Guantlet, preparing Rase for the challenge*
*Gets out wallet* Hi, uh, kupo... I'd like 5 Chocobo breasts and 4 drumsticks kupo. :moggie:Quote:
Originally Posted by Flying Mullet
I love chocobo cook off competitions, there are so tasty :P
*sets up a store in the dark, hidden alley behind the Chocobo Racing Stadium which sells steroids and other physical enhancing products for your one and only feather freak.*
Only 15 gil.
*checks wallet* i have.....154,734,217 gil, so i'll buy as many steroids i can ^_^''
*sets Lynx next to Rase* Hello, i guess i'm your rival today, Cecil. May the best Chocobo win.
((on exam days, i say to my fellow classmates "May the best metro-sexual win".))
*sidles over to Mullet*
Step up, my friends! The winner of this cook-off contest will receive my handy dandy 100 Recipes for Chocobos cookbook, First Edition! It's got chocobo skewers, chocobo a la king, chocobo rotisserie, chocobo chili, chocobo Caesar salad, plus many many many more dishes that your friends are guaranteed to love!
*places the cookbook down quietly and walks away*
Yes, but by far the cutest.Quote:
Originally Posted by zacks_clone
There be many Chocobo Haters here *glares*
Your cook off disappoints me!
Oh and by the way the be a mini circ du Chocobo going on in the Center Ring now, it has people taming fersome moogles, chocobo riding and much, much more, clowns are included free :D
HA, you steriods may make your Chocobo stronger, but all that matters is the one that has the heart to win, and steriods make your heart crap out early...Quote:
Originally Posted by ForeverZeroUltima
I hope I win the chocobo cook of contest :)
My chocobo cookoff is going so well that I'm running low on chocobo meat. So if anyone wants to sell me their chocobo I am making very competitive offers. :choc:
How competitivie flying mullet? :P
Um...new products.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dark_Paladin_Cecil
Heart steriods. 20 gil.
Feather dye (colour of your choosing.) 70 gil
Flying Instruction Manual. 150 gil
Chocobo Meat Supplement (even Flying Mullet can't tell the difference!). 700 gil
*scowls*