Barber fluid stuff

I haven't been to the barber since 'Nam.

But I seem to remember that it was blue.

The barber I sometimes go to has a dog that sits there and watches me get my hair cut. That stuff has to be green though or else you're getting an inferior haircut.

Just be glad that nobody's is red.

If it's red you're probably not at a barber shop. More like a botox clinic.

I don't get it.

Isn't botox red?

I don't know, but even if it was, why would they keep it in a jar with a bunch of combs?

Just tell your mom it's NOT part of the vast conspiracy to kill you... um, her. Right. That's what you wanted to know, yes?

and no, as far as I know Botox is clear. even if it WERE red, it's far from the top of most people's lists of common red liquids.

I've never seen the stuff at a barbers shop. Even when I got to a barber shop, which is a place I haven't visited in a few years.

shouldn't barbercide mean something like "to kill a barber"??