Hypothesis: All Keiths are awesome.

My cousin Keith is a psychotic Canadian army man who's only words to me the last time I saw him were "Man, I'm gonna drink so much tonight I'll end up passed out face first into the ground."

Keep reaching for the stars, Keith.

We must add that to our evidence file, then, Storm. Thank you for your submission. We will be sending your contribution payment shortly.

I have a nephew named Keith and he's quite awesome. He likes Marilyn Manson as well as Stephen King and we get along just fine. :)

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Originally Posted by Kirobaito

Shlup, we've had this discussion. We have formulated 2 different responses:

Your Keith is just a fluke. He wasn't supposed to be called Keith. He just had an uncle named Keith who was so cool, his parents decided the name must live on, but gave it to their most evil offspring because of a drunk fortune teller.

Thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, due to the proximity of this Keith's last name with that of an infamous mass murderer reclassifies this Keith not as a Keith but as a Hitler. Therefore, I'm afraid this case is inapplicable to the theory. Thank you, and please continue submitting more evidence to us in the future.

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Okay, you win. His last name was Hiller. For my 16th birthday we went to the Museum of Tolerance and when he signed the guestbook I tried so hard to cross the first "l" but he literally dragged me out of there.

He's also one of those gays now.

i sort of knew this keith in elementary school. i rmemeber him being quite moronic and i really didnt like him. this proves your theory wrong.

"He's also one of those gays now."
whats wrong with gays?

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Originally Posted by nik0tine

"He's also one of those gays now."
whats wrong with gays?

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Nothing when they're not taking my sweet virginity! That freaking bastard...

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Originally Posted by nik0tine

i sort of knew this keith in elementary school. i rmemeber him being quite moronic and i really didnt like him. this proves your theory wrong.

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As the final representative of Keith-like Awesomeness who is awake and posting, I feel it is my duty to inform you that we here at Keith-like Awesomeness Labrotories once again find this evidence to be inconclusive. You only "sort of" knew this Keith. You had had neither the time, nor the ability in your youth to delve into the Awesomeness of this Keith. However, your testimony does further our Keith/Awesome research, and your contribution is greatly appreciated.

The Keith I know 's got no satisfaction.

The only Keith I know of is a failed television presenter.

I don't know any Keiths on a personal level.

Let us not forget Mr. Alexander Keith, father of the greatest India Pale Ale on Earth and former Mayor of Halifax.

Those who like it, like it a lot.

I know a Keith. He's the administrator of a forum I go to, and he's a really cool, sweet guy.

I don't know any Keiths but...

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Originally Posted by Storm

My cousin Keith is a psychotic Canadian army man who's only words to me the last time I saw him were "Man, I'm gonna drink so much tonight I'll end up passed out face first into the ground."

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...this one seems pretty cool. If you forget about the Canadian part. :smash:

What about Keith, from season two of American Idol? He sang Madonna's - Like a Virgin and he wore the green sweater which he kept on stroking. xD

http://www.searchforjobs.net/images/keith.gif

The only Keith I know drives this car:

http://www.carrotmaster.com/images/racing/schmitz.jpg

He is pretty awesome, I guess. I talk to him on occasion.

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Originally Posted by ShlupQuack

Okay, you win. His last name was Hiller. For my 16th birthday we went to the Museum of Tolerance and when he signed the guestbook I tried so hard to cross the first "l" but he literally dragged me out of there.

He's also one of those gays now.

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Kinda funny, I know an ass with the last name of Hiller and when I had access to his writing files (the one that you have all throughout your formal education) I did the same. People with last names of Hiller must just be that way.

I don't know any Keiths personally, though I intend to find one and worship him as a king.