And lord, don't even ask about the "waterfall" card.
i recall a certain beer-drinking card game played with a certain golden-brown spirit that involved rule-inventing with every drawn King; after the first, we were ending every statement with "in my pants" and after about three minutes - the main rule being that drawn number cards below five denote taken drinks and the rest, drinks to be granted as the player sees fit - it'd become game-stoppingly hilarious.
Folks say the Powers That Be invented whiskey for fear the Irish might otherwise rule the planet.