EoFF City

I think that I would be the owner of a pub that's near Gull Lake.

A place where one could come and watch the hockey games and have a pint of Canadian or whatever fine liquer yer drinkin'.

I'd be sitting in PG's asian Food Related Restauran throwing stuff at people as they walked by.

I'd probably be spiting distance from the local gay bar :D I'd be the jaded old queen in the corner.

I'd be the cop who's on the take.

I'd be plotting terrorist attacks against the staff. First I'd egg Yamaneko, before drawing an unhappy face on BoB's windows. After that I'd have a date with RSL and some silly string. :smash:

I'd be Batman. I would, of course, live in a huge house because Batman is rich. All of you would look up to me and all of the jerks would cower before me. All of the shops would be named "Batman" and Batman would own them all, for I am Batman. Same goes for the rivers and lakes. I, of course, would be an eligible bachelor, so I would hit on every one of the EoFF females.

Hmmmmm....I love a man in uniform ;)


j/k

I'd be that guy who stays locked up in his house, and occasionally leaves his house bearing gifts of EoFF work.

I'd be the tornado that strikes the city.

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Originally Posted by Spaceman Spiff

I'd be the cop who's on the take.

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You wouldn't mind overlooking my latest atrocity, would you? *Gives you $$$*

I would live in a small city apartment.

Oh yeah, I would also be good-looking. Yep.

I got sim city 4. I actualy have the expansion pack cause it was a 2 for 1 deal, It has independance day style aliens :radred: .

Anyway, Id be a nobody.

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Originally Posted by Czanthor

You wouldn't mind overlooking my latest atrocity, would you? *Gives you $$$*

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Teddy who?

I'd be the crazy person standing in front of the Subway screaming "The end is near! Oh so near!!!"

I'd be the billionaire who lives in a mansion and doesn't let anyone see him. I would communicate with you guys through these forums