Brewster's Millions, a tidy little story about a midget who constantly digs up gravel for his own collection of spit.
Could I spend a million dollars in 30 days? Sure can!
Pay off Visa: undisclosed amount -- One entire day, as it will be spent dancing about my house like an idiot in celebration
Go out partying, announce richness, hedonistic stupidity: who knows? 5grand?
If I live to see the next day:
Buy 1/2 million dollar house: 500 000 -- probably a week tops
Meanwhile:
Ludicrously pointless wordrobe from Randy River: 10...nay, 30 000$ -- May take two days. I intend to clear out the store, and probably would have to go to Toronto
Lots and lots of computers. let's see....2000$ per comp....60 000$!
Remodel house to fit my needs: 3 weeks, pay in advance, who knows how much...10 000 maybe
Furniture for new house: bought during last week. another 10 000!
Man it's hard to spend 1 million dollars....um...big happy travelling fun with a bunch of my friends! Lots of money!
-_- and the rest spent on exuberant amounts of alcohol, cheap women, and fun weeee!!!!