Yes. My microwave once convinced me to "accidentally" put my retainer on the plate that I was warming my food up on. It coersed me to want to light it on fire. But that was years ago, and we're both past all that now. :rolleyes2
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Yes. My microwave once convinced me to "accidentally" put my retainer on the plate that I was warming my food up on. It coersed me to want to light it on fire. But that was years ago, and we're both past all that now. :rolleyes2
:D
My kettle boils itself when I'm not looking at it. I'm used to it, I think its funny :)
The radio in my truck is possesed. I'll be listening to a station and all of a sudden it will switch to cd mode. Also it will suddenly turn off and when I turn it back on all my presets will be gone and my bass and treble settings gone. I think god is punishing me for listening to the evil that is rock n roll.
There's something strange!
In the neighbourhood!
Who you gonna call?
GHOSTBUSTERS!
http://www.atnf.csiro.au/people/Mich...ostbusters.png
I bet it was that jerk Slime that was behind it all. Because he's bad and evil and deserves to be stamped on.
Now my coffee machine has turned against me :'(
There's your culprit right there:
http://www.xmenclan.org/slimer.gif
Tripod sucks.
If you put your microwave on a tripod no wonder it gets a bit crankyQuote:
Originally Posted by Meat Puppet
I was hoping by posting my problems at an internet forum I'd run into an appliance exorcist sooner or later. The local priest wont touch it with a large stick.
APPLIANCE EXORCIST I AM!
Rather, I'm a divine penguin. But that gives me special powers.
*exercises your microwave*
there, it got a good workout. now to delete the demons.
*psst, demons. stay in there*
DEMONS, COME OUT!
there ya go.
Has anyone ever microwaved a brick? I am curious.
Quickly! You need an old priest and a young priest! The power of Christ compells you! The power of Christ compells you!
Nonononnonon....
Get some silver bullets and a wooden stake....
STABBITY
Why not just heat up a normal steak and then eat it? A wooden one will catch fire! And silver!?!? That'll blow it up!!:eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by Siric
*microwaves a brick*
No. It broke my tray because it slipped from my fat greasy fingers when trying to put it in. Now my microwave is broken and possessed ;_;