When I was ten, I was working downt' pit. Kids these days have got it easy...
Why, when I were a lad we used to live int' shoebox int' middle of road. I used to 'ave to get up at two int' morning, n' lick box clean wit' tongue, then I'd eat an 'andful o' flamin' 'ot coals. I'd work twenty-six hour day downt' mines, n' when I got home, me dad'd thrash me to sleep wit' broken bottle, if I were lucky!