........looked the clouds wow that looks like a pig. all of a sudden.....
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........looked the clouds wow that looks like a pig. all of a sudden.....
It WAS a pig!!! It flew in for attack mode...
and smacked him straight between the eyes with his small springy tail. but he was not finished yet
It withdrew its Gunblade and perpared to use it but the blade was too heavy for a pig andd he fell backwards with it taking out a row of Banjo Players who were visiting this man because...
...tonight was they bimonthly strip poker game. Their lead banjoist was killed in the incident, this lead to...
...them playing strip-jack-naked instead of poker...
which made player Mel upset becuse...
He was a die hard catholic and he did not like to see others sin in such a manner. Therefore...
he ate an eighth of an ounce of hallucinogenic mushrooms, and...
(not based on real life, I swear)
chaos: Decided to run off and do something totally irellivent to the story, which was...
Rubedo: :p
wonderfully ignorant but enjoyable. "Whee! Look at me!" he screamed as he skipped through the haggard cornfield of doom. He was not alone, however. Unknown to him . . .
A bright orange pig was watching him. As he continued to frolic through the forest, the pig....
noticed the baloki pirate bleeding to death with a tack in his arm so he goes up to him and says *mwahaha I am the Dark Lord Chuckles the silly piggy! I will take over this planet and transfor this army of clouds into my minions!" So Baloki the pirate looked at the piggy, confused and slighty disoriented and laughed uncontrollably until...
...a metor began to come crashing towards the earth summoned by his arch enermy EternalShiva the tottaly evil puppy dog who also had a peg...
Dark Lord Chuckles the Silly Piggy squeeled as the meteor crashed near him and Baloki the pirate fumed since it crashed right where he had decided to have his Tea Time break. He shook his fist to the sky and said very angry-like *I WILL HAVE REVENGE!* But all he could hear was the silly piggy's chuckles as it ran off to do more devious deeds with his army of clouds. In an other part of town ...