Didn't they tell you that lions EAT Christians?

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Originally Posted by TasteyPies

When Stan tries to make Jesus sin in the desert he tells him he should jump off a building because God would save him anyway.

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Yeah, damn that Stan guy.

...What a bizzare thing to do. I kept seeing on the news that he jumped in and started praying, but not that he was trying to convert the lion or that he was bitten. What a loon.

Must be possessed by Stan.

.... I think that guy was fired from petsorfood.com or something.

Or was he fired? Dun dun dun.

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Originally Posted by Winged Sorceress

Haha, I wish the lion had eaten him :love:

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chaos: Well said.

Do you know what Christian sect he was trying to convert them to? That could make all the difference.

Mormon sect, perhaps?

Probably the same nutty Aussie who tried to climb into Binky the Polar Bear's cage a few years back. Binky only stole that guy's shoe and the guy wasn't seriously harmed, but Binky kept the shoe and guarded it until he died of old age a few months later.

It's great to see people trying to make a difference in the world!