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Last night BJ and I ran into some friends at the movies and they were smoking in line, so someone was spraying their perfume at them, and my friend's girlfriend was getting all pissed and gagging that "someone's wearing too much gawd awful perfume." I laffed. Smelly smokers.
I don't wear perfume. Scented lotion about half the time, but I don't like spray smells.
I wish I had an audience to use my material on smelly women, because laughing with myself just isn't cutting it.
Somebody hang around PG 24/7
whats funny is in the pe locker room girls jsut LOAD it on and im like " whoa im gonna barf " and it seriously smelled like rotton fruit because it was all this different perfume mixed together.. dont try it..
Yeah, I've found it's mainly smokers, too. There are way more smokers than 'rancid farters' or whatever, at least in my experience. Do you people really let big ones rip that often? Geez.Quote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
I hate it when people overdo it with the perfume. Especially the kind that seems to latch at the back of your throat. A smell should be a smell, not a personal cloud of liquid particles seemingly designed to kill people by making them cough to death.
OOH OOH! i KNOW THE ANSWER! Well, it's partly what Shlupquack said, but it's also that when you wear perfume, your nose gets used to the smell really quick and therefore doesn't smell it as good as it appears. So then they take on more! So they'll smell it themselves, and then it smells perfect for them, but AWFUL for us. Since we smell it stronger than them. Harr harr harr.
Well i bathe in perfume-everyone who stands besides me say this to me-and i think it's good to smell nice..it makes you feel good knowing that boys especially like this..you just have to choose the right perfume..Quote:
Originally Posted by ShlupMoo
These girls don't know the true sercet - Only use perfume on the hair. Trust.
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I don't wear perfume. I just like nice smelling body spray. And in my opinion, if you are clean you will smell nice enough anyway.
None of the girls I know wear gobs of perfume. They smell just fine.
i wear body spray, that's all and just enough to make boys say 'you smell nice' :D
I think all of it is dumb and a waste of money.
I was born smelling like good stuff. Like cookies.
FoA smells like cookies.
Do YOU smell like cookies? Didn't think so. Now I am your queen.
They enjoy making people sneeze, I guess.
Nooooo, just let your hair smell like your shampoo. Guys like it much better. At least I do. Good shampooey smelling hair= rawr!Quote:
These girls don't know the true sercet - Only use perfume on the hair. Trust.
If you have and use soap and shampoo perfume should not be needed.