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12-02-2004, 05:03 PM
Silmaril

I have a teacher who just ticks me off. I HATE HER :shoot: !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Her name is Mrs Haideri :chop: AND I HATE HER!!!! Her voice is like the maniacal drone of a demon vaccum cleaner :blahblah: AND I HATE HER !!!!!!!!! Her hands are always out of control and she's waving them all over the place like some possessed windmill :weep: AND I HATE HER!!!!!!!

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12-02-2004, 05:44 PM
DMKA

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Originally Posted by Not At All Reno

my comp sci prof writes our lecture notes on his dashboard on the morning the notes are used on a napkin, while his wife drives him to work.

also he overuses the words 'this', 'that', 'this goes here and that goes here, so we get this' etc. so by the time he's started talking about what happens, he totally lost me.

when i was in kindergarden or preschool, i did not want to take the obligatory nap so i started crying, so the teacher made all the kids line up around me and point and laugh.
in grade 1 i wooed her daughter. take that bitch.

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12-02-2004, 06:12 PM
Misfit

Quote:

Originally Posted by Not At All Reno

when i was in kindergarden or preschool, i did not want to take the obligatory nap so i started crying, so the teacher made all the kids line up around me and point and laugh.
in grade 1 i wooed her daughter. take that bitch.

XD

Anyways, I had too many crappy teachers to list. o_o
12-02-2004, 06:37 PM
Wuggly Blight

Ohh...
Mr Cole: Thick retard pedo who was an utter git, and made me run 100 meters with a wrist I broke 10 seconds before in his lesson, and only let me go becuase the brone sticking out was suspisous.
Mrs Carpenter: Thick as two short planks, a maths teacher who cant do maths what so EVER.
Miss Mathews: Hitler in a dress, a pysco cow I love to talk back to. Her policy is she will make our coursework DOWN the more we ask for help. She even had a go at me for reading the board. She never does the work she is ment to do, she has a go at me for not working in study when she doesnt either! she has tons of work shes ment to mark but never does, she sorts her phone and car insurance out in lesson! AGGG!
Mr Martin: So thick you could bully him. Bold, comb over and HUGE weasel glasses. He had a heart attack and fell of a cliff. Hes not missed at all.
Mr Hinder: Worst teacher EVER EVER EVER. He was boring as HELL, tried to tell the WORST jokes, read out of the text book (but yet still managed to miss HALF the syllobus) an made no sence, couldnt spell, and wrote random words on the bored so if you came in late you had no idea what he was doing... (Or to think of it any time you came in)
He had sezure like motions where he would get stuck and sya the same phrase four or five times and keep doing the same hand gesture of 5 minutes, once we had the same lesson 3 TIMES!.
Miss Kaley:
P.E teacher who retired 6 years ago AND IS STILL HERE! she is the biggest bitch of all time.
Mr Hangenwilliams (Satenwilliams):Supply teacher... taught P.E and the fact he was (really im NOT kidding here) Clinicly obese about, 35 STONE. so fat he had to wear a tracksuit cos nothing fitted, anyway he made us do P.E in like 800 meters of snow and do laps, we could bearly WALK... he sat by a tree in thermals with a flask of tea shouting "CAMON ITS EASY! i COULD DO IT!"... yeah... right...

Mr Cunningham:

Ah, hes was flattulant as HELL, a fat 50 year old loser, who on our final day said "Ops I have been teachering you the wrong thing!" the course was scraped. He nearly had a heart attack in the lesson, he swallowed tons of pills. Shame it didnt finish him. (UK people think banzai!
WILL MR CUNNINGHAM HAVE A HEART ATTACK?! YES NO? BET BET BET BET! BETTING CLOSED!)
12-02-2004, 06:58 PM
Baloki

We all know you psuhed Mr. martin :p

And lets not mention Mr. Applebe :D
12-02-2004, 07:35 PM
Rye

I hate my Science teacher. She's crazy and she can't teach.
12-02-2004, 08:04 PM
Aurey

I really don't like my homeroom teacher who teaches me math, science, health and french. She can't teach, she just confuses everyone. And all she ever talks about is food and her cats and dogs.

Sometimes she makes me go stand in front of the class and talk about odd subjects for a minute. And since I get all nervous when I do public speaking, I screw up and end up making no sense. Then people like to go "what the hell were talking about up there?". Bah.

I like to backtalk her a lot, too. It makes me feel better.

But all the other teachers I've had so far were fine, so yeah.
12-02-2004, 08:52 PM
Psychotic

Oh hurray! I always love teacher threads on EoFF because I get to share the same old stories about my Australian ex-graphics teacher :D

T: Do you know what I'd like to do?
P: No, and I'm guessing I don't really want to.
T: *grabs big long wooden ruler...probably a metre long* I'd like to GRAB this and WRAP it around your NECK!
P: OK, but that's illegal.
T: Yeah, Yeah it is!

Bless 'im. He also came out with such great things as "YOU'RE ALL OSTRICHES! YOU'VE GOT YOUR HEAD IN THE SAND!!!!!!!!!"
12-02-2004, 09:15 PM
Brian The Pink Shark

when i was in first year at secondary school, i had a horrible english teacher who was clearly against red heads(like your's truly) the only people who ever got in trouble in his class were red heads even if we hadnt done anything wrong(normally the people behind me) :choc:
12-02-2004, 09:58 PM
Meat Puppet

I remember on my last year at high school there was a very hot P.E. teacher who was like 22 or something, and every guy and gal tried to sleep with her. It sucked. :whimper:
12-02-2004, 11:13 PM
Carnage

I go to the most violent school in orange county, new york :D

I do alot of stupid http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/lovesmile.gif http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/lovesmile.gif http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/lovesmile.gif http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/lovesmile.gif in school but the worst was when my freind brian beat the crap out of a substitute teacher because he broke his CD player.
12-02-2004, 11:46 PM
Fate Fatale

Algebra - Mrs. Whitlow
Science - Mr. Caudill
4th grade - Mrs. Greenlee
1st grade - Mrs. Ice

All horribly mean...
12-03-2004, 04:02 AM
nik0tine

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Mr Martin: So thick you could bully him. Bold, comb over and HUGE weasel glasses. He had a heart attack and fell of a cliff. Hes not missed at all.

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12-03-2004, 04:07 AM
Dking'squeen

I have an algebra teacher that I can't understand. His accent is too thick sometimes and he won't let my friend teach me because he knows it. I'm VERY upset about it. That's the only one who PISSES me off right now
12-03-2004, 05:20 AM
Fuzakeru

Ms. Woods was my 4th grade teacher. I was an extremely overweight, unloved, bullied child and to top it all off, unbelievably depressed all the time.
Well, I stand up to give a book report and end up farting as soon as I step up to read my report out loud. I was so embarassed!! The whole class laughs at me of course and she pulls me out in to the hallway and told me if I ever did anything like that again she'd send me to ISS ( In school suspension ).
The next day I came to school sick and was coughing a little, again she pulled me out in to the hallway and told me I was a social misfit and that I'd never fit in anywhere in life. She also told me I was a bad person and hoped one day I'd straighten up. O_o;;;; I hated her.
All year she told me I'd never fit in and that I was a horrible person.

That's alright though. I reported her to the school board and the next year she mysteriously 'quit'. -pwns-

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