The Most Controversial Thread in the Universe.

You are all fools.

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Originally Posted by strawberryman222

You are all fools.

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. . . who fart.

I still can't believe there was a thread about peeing in the shower. Wait, I didn't make that one, did I? -can't remember- X_x;
I remember the one about when you think you should flush the toilet.

I have a theory about girls fart's, and why they are rare, but stink oh so much worse.

Each person has a certain resevoir of "fartiness" inside them, that cannot be replaced. Throughout one's life, that resevoir is slowly depleted, and when it is gone, the person dies. Therefore, each person in a lifetime needs to get red of all of this "fartiness." Girls fart much less often, because they are all prissy and girly like that. However, the consequence is that each fart needs to carry off more "fartiness," and therefore they stink more.

err....or, what was I just saying? Oh yeah, girls obviously fart too.

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Originally Posted by Quina

This must be a pretty boring universe.

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Hahahahaha!

That's the funniest thing that's been said in this thread.

Everyone has the same butt organs and/or digestive system. Everybody farts. Especially Abominatrix's cats. Freaking gross...

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Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon

I think if we can talk about shower peeing, we can talk about farting.

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Don't forget guys tucking their cash and prizes between their legs to see what they'd look like as a girl. That was my favorite.

I fart, out loud when I'm at home with those I live with, bot I'd never do it out in public. smurfing gross.

I got spanked for farting in front of a guest by my psychotic dad. :( It makes you learn.

The creator of man chose for farts not to come from the nostrils, ears, or even lips, but from the two biggest hunks of meat on the human body, with just the right amount of pressure and moisture to make an amusing, high-pitched noise.

If you do not laugh at farts, you are disrespecting whatever deity you choose to believe in.

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Originally Posted by ShlupQuack

Don't forget guys tucking their cash and prizes between their legs to see what they'd look like as a girl. That was my favorite.

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...I.... I do not remember this. :confused:

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Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon

...I.... I do not remember this. :confused:

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It was a long time ago. I was very amused by people's answers, especially Scottie who immediatly went to try it out and promptly freaked at the sight of himself in the mirror without his bits and pieces.

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Originally Posted by Not At All Reno

my computer chair smells like fart
really need to get a new one

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Oh god I thought I was the only one.

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Originally Posted by ShlupQuack

It was a long time ago. I was very amused by people's answers, especially Scottie who immediatly went to try it out and promptly freaked at the sight of himself in the mirror without his bits and pieces.

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I didn't think that any thread could be nearly as amusing as a fart thread (yes I am immature - go on, label me!) but now I'm gonna desperately search the forum for this gem of a thread!

Oh yeah, topic. Hmm... When my best friend friend and I went to Malta we spent the entire holiday farting then laughing til we cried. Ah, the good old days... :D

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Originally Posted by ShlupQuack

Don't forget guys tucking their cash and prizes between their legs to see what they'd look like as a girl. That was my favorite.

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Wow, I remember that thread. I don't remember my response. I do remember Mik's. I remember it both confused and intrigued at the same time. I had no idea what he was talking about.

Anyway, these threads are fun. Almost as fun as farting. Carry on.