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gippal-hey,a guy needs to get his tan too, once in a while.
*rikku's jaw drops open*
rikku-you tan?
gippal-why what's wrong with that?
*the gullwings run in before anyone can say anything*
the gullwings-RIKKU ! ! ! ! !
*rikku turns away*
yuna walks foreward-rikku,we wan't you back.we miss you.
paine-and to bribe you more...
rikku-A PUPPY ! ! ! ! !
*brother sighs lovengly*
brother-that yuna always thinks of evrything.
paine-but it was my idea ! ! ! ! !
brother-ummmmm.
aww. rikku has a puppy. so cute.
Gippal: Happy Birthday
Rikku: Thanks so much. I always wanted a puppy or a squatter monkey.
Paine: A sqautter monkey?
Rikku: Yeah!
Dona: Excuse me, but thats not why we're here.
Buddy: Then why are we here?
Shinra & Benzo: The pain! My poor little eyes! The pain!
Yuna: What are you talking about?
*Yuna looks where the kids are looking at*
Yuna: No wonder. This isn't a place for children to be! Run Shinra! Run Benzo! Run!
Dona: I told you didn't I?
Brother: Why is he summoning? I thought all that was over.
Dona: It is. I was afraid to tell you all.
Rikku: Now you tell us that you father has the ability to summon dead people.
Yuna: We could have asked him to bring back Sir Auron!
Paine: Look at who he is summoning. I don't know anyone with blue hair.
Yuna & Rikku: Seymour!
Everyone else: Who?
Seymour: It's nice to be alive again. So Lady Yuna, have you decided to change your mind and marry me?
Yuna: I didn't want to the first time so what makes you think I would change my mind?
Dona: He asked you for marrage?
Rikku: Yes. But that was while he was still alive. She had to marry him so none of us would die.
Barthello: So your still married?
Yuna: No. I would be a divorced widow.
Seymour: You're not a widow anymore sweetie.
*Seymour attemps to kiss Yuna on the lips*
*Yuna places her gun at Seymour's heart*
Yuna: Back where you belong, sweetie.
*Yuna shoots him*
Dona: So now we know who killed Maester Seymour.
Lulu: So I guess you know then.
Paine: Nice bathing suit Lulu.
Lulu: Thanks Paine.
*Paine nods her head*
Lulu: Did anyone execpt me notice that Baralli was here?
Everyone else: Baralli?
Baralli: Hey Rikku, have you decided what you're going to name yor puppy?
Rikku: No. Can someone help me?
I did what I could. I think this is doing good. lets keep it going
*Yuna stands on beach at Besaid*
Rikku: You and Tidus are getting married!?
Yuna:YES!
Lulu: Thats great Yuna.
Paine: Who is going to be the maid of honor?
Yuna:uh,well i don't ..know
Rikku:It should be me!
Lulu: Rikku! Why would it be you?
Paine: I wouldn't mind doing it.
*Leblanc walks up*
Leblanc: come on loves you know i am the best for the job
Yuna:Well i...haven't decided.
LUlu: we will fight for it.
Yuna: What?
Paine: your on!
Rikku: OK!
Leblanc: This will be easy loves. why don't you just declare me the winner?
*battles begin*
Brother:Catfight!!!!!
I couldn't help but post that.
Leblanc: haha loves you shall witness the power infested in me
Rikku: we arent at a church here!!
Lulu runs in with her old suit from ffx and has her baby as a doll.
Lulu Cast Flare at Leblanc
Leblanc: I always have a shell and protect just incase
Lulu Cast Ultima
Lulu: Shell this!!!
Leblanc flys into the ocean Hey boss don't leave us Ormi and Logos appear outta no where with tidy whiteees and start swimmming out to Leblanc
Rikku: that leaves me!!!
Rikku turns into machina maw
Heyy!!!! Wait!! Tidus Jumps in and yells
Tidus: i could never let two of my friends fight i dont care about that slutty leblanc
Lulu: Hmmm
Lulu cast flare tidus goes flying and yuna catches him
Rikku Uses Devastating missle on Lulu
Yuna: Rikku WON fare and Sqaure enix
Tidus: i suppose soo!
you for got paine.
Yuna: Hey wait where was paine all this time?
Rikku: I dunno but i got to be the brides maid haha
Paine walks up
Paine: wha wha'd i miss i was takin a snooze over there in that tree
Rikku: you were'nt in our little battle
Yuna comes out gives rikku a nice purple dress
Yuna: Here ya go this is the dress
Rikku holds up the dress
Paine: that looks like somthing Leblanc Would where
Tidus: yeah yuna you really lost out im not having freaks at my wedding running around it that!
Paine walks up slices the dress up in 2 seconds flat
Paine: there we go!
Yuna:But the delveriy men brought it! They said it was a gift from the people of Guado.
Tidus: Yuna those aren't delivery men that is Ormi and Logos
Yuna:Oh
*Lulu walks up*
Lulu:Leblanc was way to confident she would win.
Rikku: Like my chest would fit in that anyway
*Wakka walks up*
Wakka: Lulu's would.
*Rikku laughs*
Wakka: You should wear it Lulu
*Lulu smacks Wakka* Lulu: Its pink and slutty!
Leblanc:Hey thats my dress!
Yuna: we will find a dress rikku don't worry
Tidus: we have alot to plan
*Meanwhile* Palace at St Bevelle: Via infintro
Nooj: We Can't hold them off much longer
Barali: I know we have go to do something!
Gippal: This is like dawn of the dead
* Gippal runs up takes a swipe at another zombie and laughs *
Nooj: this is'nt the time to make jokes!
Barali: I know lets call the gull wings
* back on besaid *
yunas talkie walkie rings
Yuna: Yuna here
Buddy: Were having a distress call from Bevelle
Yuna: Alright on my way
* Rikku Crys *
Rikku: but whaaaaaaat about the wedding :cry:
Tidus: Wedding can wait
* Tidus,Lulu,Wakka,Yuna,Rikku,Paine,Leblanc,Ormi,Logos Board the Airship *
Yuna: whats up
Shinra: i know everything
Buddy: Barali Called from the via infintro they say zombie like rotten corps things are comming from deep within and they can't hold them off alone sorry to bust your wedding!
Brother: I'm Glad we busted Wedding
Rikku: sure yare
Pain: Keep this up and there won't be a bevelle to protect
Rikku: not Gippal
Leblanc: NOOJ
Ormi and logos: BOSS
* the ship speeds up and they head for bevelle *
Yuna: Here we are
*Shinra Jumps out in lady luck dressphere*
Shinra: Gullwings go Lalala gull wings fight lalalala...
* everyone looks at shinra in disgust *
Leblanc: He is a disgrace to Lady lucks everywhere
rikku-spoken true ! ! ! ! !
yuna-so...what about the wedding?who's invited?
tidus-who cares?just pick a bunch of people up.invite all of spira for all i care,lets just GET IT ON ! ! ! ! !
yuna-stop playing around tidus.we need to plan the best mans and the invites. the flowers,the place.
tidus-oh god.
wakka-welcome to the married life.
*lulu pushes wakka down*
lulu-hey ! ! ! ! !
sorry i wasn't on a lot guys.
Gippal: Hey rikku how but a hunney moon then the wedding
Rikku: Ewwwww Gross
My turn again
Yuna: Thats great! We should come along!
*Gippal and Tidus both slap there hand on there head at the same time*
Gippal: Um... It was a joke.
Yuna: (Not lisening) Where should we go? Maybe .........
Panie: Why go? We been all around Spria.
Yuna: But not Tidus!!!!..... I got it! It'l be at the Zanarkend Ruins!
Tidus: (Whispering to Gippal) I dont think she herd you.
Gippal: let me try again..... (Shouting) YUNA IT WAS A FREAKIN JOKE!!!!!!!
Yuna: Oh about you and Rikku I knew that I was talking about me and Tidus.
Tidus: Theres no way I'm getting out of this one.
Rikku: So whoes gonna plan the wedding?
Everyone but Tidus: Tobli!!!
Tidus: Whos Tobli?
*Everyone boreds the airship and flies to the Moonflow.....*
Yuna: So can you plan the wedding?
Tobli:YesYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES!!!!!!!!!!!! I will start planing for the wedding of corse right away!
*Yuna,Tobli,and one of Tobli's assestents(its a hypello) skips around in a circle saying......)
Yuna and Tobli: Were going to plan a wedding a wedding a wedding....
Tolbli's Assestent: Yesh a weshing a weshing.......
*Everyone else barfts*
You guys can take it from here........
This iis good
*Meanwhile Guodosolaem Leblanc Chateaux*
Leblanc: I can't believe their Planning a wedding without me Loves ohh whatever shall i do
Ormi: Lets Crash it
lol.i like where this is going.*laughs evily*
lablanc-yes.that is the perfect idea
ormi-ok,now who's really partying?
lablanc-us.now we need a plan.
ormi-what's to plan about it?we just go there and crash it ! ! ! ! !
lol. this is so funny. I could die laughing. lol
Nooj:Is Leblanc coming to the wedding?
Everyone:Are you crazy?
Nooj:All of you know how she acts around me
Tidus:What are you talking about?
*Pacce happens to walk into the conversation*
Pacce:What? What you all talkin' about?
Tidus: Yuna & my wedding.
Pacce: Am I invited?
Yuna: Of course! You're going to be the ring bearer.
Pacce:Ok! Is it going to be at Bevelle?
Tidus:No. In Zanarkand.
Pacce:Cool!
*meanwhile at chateau leblanc*
Logos: Does this outfit make me look pretty?
Leblanc:Would you shut up? And besides I have to look good for Noojie Woojie. Now help me look for a good dress
Logos & Ormi:Yes, Boss
Ormi: Do all of your dresses have to look the same?
Logos:You need new dresses
Leblanc: Then lets steal them!