Newbism: An epidemic?

Hiya! Welcome to EoFF! :) Jeez, there have been more newbie threads in the past few days than I've seen before in my life. :greenie:

Hello, us penguins and monkeys should unite ^_^

Reason would win.

Welcome

Apparently you had a fascinating name. And that's a huge signature o.o;

Penguins > Monkeys

Yeah but it's Catcher in the Rye so it's okay ^_^

Edit: I take this back. *bites you and gives rabies* :p

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Originally Posted by Vyk

Apparently you had a fascinating name. And that's a huge signature o.o;

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masterbating penguin. My sig's smaller than most pic-sigs.


*goes insane and dies*

hey welcome to EoFF!
:D
When a plane flies over, do you fall over backwards?

Welcome faster skating penguin. Looks like fast skating penguin is out of a job.

As for your question, it's an impossible scenario. In essence God and Allah are the same entity, as both are dervived from the same branch of theism, so essentially the two of them are null and void. And since Muhammad is a biblical figure (I assume you refer to the old testament figure) then we can't really gauge his fighting ability againt Jesus, who is a proven tangible figure in history. So match null and void as far as I'm concerned.

Welcome to EoFF!!!!

I wonder how many accidents happen because of Skating Penguins, especially since you do it FAST...

Think of the casualties.

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Originally Posted by Maxx Power

Welcome faster skating penguin. Looks like fast skating penguin is out of a job.

As for your question, it's an impossible scenario. In essence God and Allah are the same entity, as both are dervived from the same branch of theism, so essentially the two of them are null and void. And since Muhammad is a biblical figure (I assume you refer to the old testament figure) then we can't really gauge his fighting ability againt Jesus, who is a proven tangible figure in history. So match null and void as far as I'm concerned.

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Actually Muhammad lived, I think, 400 years after Jesus, and they're both proven tangible figures. Muhammad's nephew, I think it was his nephew, was actually the first Caliph.

Anyone who is injured by my faster skating is completley at fault, and should have watched out, Jack.


And Nod, that is a very common misconception. Quite frankly it offends me.

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Well, Mohammad's girlfriend came on to Jesus, but Jesus didn't know she was Mohammad's girlfriend, so (being quite drunk) they got it on hard in the backseat of his car.

Needless to say, Mohammad was very angry about this, and went to confront Jesus. But suprisingly, this was all a plan by Allah, who was looking for an excuse to beat up Jesus for a long time (poker dispute) and got Mohammad's girlfriend to come on to Jesus, so he would have a reason for it.

So, Mohammad and Allah beat up Jesus, but God (walking to the store for milk) notices, and cleans house.

The WRA (World Religions Association) sanctions are tag match to settle the fued. The heat is only increaed when Joseph Smith is named the guest referee.


There's the history.

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LMAO! Nice explanation. Hmm, in that case...I gotz no clue who would win.

God and Allah are the same entity, looked at from different human perspectives and thus, worshipped in alternate way's. Christians, Jews & Muslim's are all followers of the same God.

The fight would be Fight Club-esque...interesting.

Yes. Yes it is. And I think Cheesus could take on all of 'em.

I know that Allah and God are the same entity, but faster skating penguin provides a comical outlook of the situation layed out for us. :)