Jambos.

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Originally Posted by Iri Valentine

Please don't hate me because I slapped him. He really was a jerk. :skull6:

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Nah, course not, that's the right thing to do. :p He was well deserved to get a slap. ;)

Anayway,

Yes, it happens to me all the time. It also happened when, on a trip, my friend Troy inadvertently made about 25 innuendos in 2 days. It was a pretty fun trip.

i don't hate u i belive you

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Originally Posted by Iri Valentine

Coco Jambo was in Rusty's PT for a while. :skull3:
I never asked her what it meant, though.

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Haven't you heard of the song Coco Jamboo by Mr President? I'm not sure what 'Jamboo'. But I have it there because it's one of my all time favourite songs :)

To answer the question all the time!
The one I remember most was when my friend wanted to tell her crush off she went "I'm going to take him outisde and whip him into shape" meaning she would scold him for what he said to her, but me and my friends didn't take it that way :cool:

Aww I thought this thread was gonna be about Jamba juice :p And yes I always end up doing that.

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I was really not shocked (I get this all the time)

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All hail Princess modest! :D

Modesty is overrated ;)

I tell Meat Puppet I want to have his babies, and I don't really mean I want to HAVE his babies, you know? But he keeps giving them to me anyway and so I eat them cos' I don't know what else to do with them, he has so many, and more and more every day... :fpsweat:

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Originally Posted by Old Manus

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I was really not shocked (I get this all the time)

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All hail Princess modest! :D

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:skull1: What? It's true!

How do you get that all the time? Is it really popular to ask random people to marry you? I mean, I do it all the time when I'm in Cambridge, but sometimes people aren't so nice...:cry: Anyways, my mum said something dirty last night, but I actually thought she was serious...:confused:

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Originally Posted by Iri Valentine

Okay well, once, I was on the Great Wall of China and some guy grabbed my arm and said 'I'm in love with you! Marry me!'
I was really not shocked (I get this all the time) And I only glared at him and walked away. He touched my arm again, looking very sad, and said 'Hello I'm in love with you, marry me...'
I stared at him and turned to him, glaring, and spoke to him in Chinese. I said 'I speak Chinese, you know. Why do you want to marry me?!'
He flushed. His friend had told him it meant 'You're very pretty, can I have your picture?' I felt really bad then.
His freind was some English/American jerk and I slapped him one.

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Oh how romantic!^_^

Well one time at class i was chewing a gym and my teacher told me to throw it away..So i told him:
"I can't..I always wanna have something in my mouth to play with"..
All the class was laughing..I can figure out what they thought..''^^

god. i say silly stuff all the time.
me and my friend had inuendo day as we kept saying stuff that sounded rude!
xD

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Originally Posted by Old Manus

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I was really not shocked (I get this all the time)

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All hail Princess modest! :D

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*asks Iri to marry*

My dad and my uncle are two of the creepiest conversationalists when they're around each other. Their best friend had come over one day (he's not used to the way they act) and listened as they turned everything the other said into some homosexual. Then, they started doing it to him which made him slightly afraid to speak. After a while, he got the hang of it and managed to sling a few word plays at my uncle.
. . . so creepy. Once, my uncle made meatball kabobs. He said to anyone who took a bite, "How do you like my balls?" No one could help themselves from laughing despite how often he'd do it.

Ok so this guy next to me was eating some cracker jacks and putting the peanuts to the side. I didn't want them to go to waste so I leaned over and said, "Dude, can I grab your nuts?"

According to my mom I used to call girls, "gors". I wonder if I could get away with that now?