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Yep, I'm a Goth. And this proves it. :)
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
My cousin believes this and has basically been totally different towards me since she found out I like MM. I'm practically disowned by her standards just on this part alone, nevermind anything else on that list. :)
"I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
well looks like they'll have to intervene, but that went a bit far especcially the bit about the count draculla cereal LOL :choc:
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible,
prayer, church or sports.
-Drinks alcohol.
-Complains of boredom.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Is excessively awake during the night.
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to
evil sprits through meditation.)
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a
few examples of this.
-Eats excessively or too little
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
11! Gothic I am!
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
er how can you be both bi-sexual and homosexual? :choc:
I'm a goth? I thought I was something else...
oh crap. ive got a tattoo. im a little bit gothy then
that is smurfing hilarious by the way.
:D
Satan thrives within us all. What's the big deal?Quote:
If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene immediately.
The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it. If any of these
problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental health center.
I do all this:
-Frequently wears black clothing.
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.who doesnt?...o yeah chavs
-Wears any odd silver jewelry or symbols.[b]what does this prove?[b/]
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson
claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please
discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)LOL
-Associates with other people that
dress, act or speak eccentrically.thats ALL my friends
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible,
prayer, church or sports.Duh cuz i am ATHIEST and i have a small frame making me useless at sports
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult,
witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.its spelt M-A-G-I-C-K magic is sheep tricks and witchcraft? so what if i am interested in wicca?
-Complains of boredom.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Is excessively awake during the night.
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to
evil sprits through meditation.)
-Insists on spending time with friends
while unaccompanied by an adult.
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a
few examples of this.
-Eats excessively or too little
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.
-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe
this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be
stopped immediately.) -Watches cable television or any other corrupted media
sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may
watch.)
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.What games shoud i play? this says that my playing of Final Fantasy is evil
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
-Expresses an interest in sex.
-Masturbates.
-Pursues dangerous cult religions.DANGEROUS?I CALL BULL! Such include: Satanism, Scientology,
Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.thats me,philosophy,wicca and buddhism
-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases:
"I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".i have a few
but i am not a goth this thing sucks
oh no not goths
*pulls out cross*
get back get BACK!!!!!!!
every 12 year old is a goth these days, it is the "IN" thing......which is ironic.
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology,
Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
Guess I'm a goth then. I'm also slightly offended. :p
wow...guess im a goth
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology,
Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism
i dont see these as dangerous! i mean hinduism now thats just stupid
Holy crap, I am goth. :eek: My mom will kill me when she finds out.
I didnt even know. :cry:
If that list were serious, everyone would be goth. Everyone.