Funny Quotes, post your own.

i personally like qoutes that come from cosmo (fairly odd parents)
my favourite is : EVERYTHING tastes better with rabies!!

lolololololol!!! :D
he's just so funny...and stupid!!

These quotes aren't funny. You're a disgrace. All of you.

Fry: Oh hey, I'm having one of those things. Y'know, a headache with pictures.

Professor: Good news, everyones.

Amy: I used to be too cute. So I had cuteness reduction surgery here and here.

Fry: Amy's getting way too serious. First we were just doing stuff, but now she's talking about "hanging out." Everywhere I go, she's there. I go to work, there's Amy. When I'm leaving work, there's Amy. I wake up after sleeping with Amy, there's Amy.

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Originally Posted by Alixsar

These quotes aren't funny. You're a disgrace. All of you.

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They are funny to us. You got a problem?

"I never forget a face, but for you, I'll make an exception."

"I'd never join a party that would have ME as a member."

"Quote me as being misquoted."

- Groucho Marx


Take care all.

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