Birds

That movie sucked.

And here I was just about to say the movie was great, as Hitchcock usually is. :cat:

He has done a lot better.

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Originally Posted by Sephex

So you're driving down a street and you see a bird sitting at the edge of the road. At the last possible moment the bird decides to not only fly at the last possible second, but it flies in the direct path of all oncoming cars! I can't count how many times I have seen that happen. Why do they do this? What is up with that?

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Do you notice them drop anything while the fly? Urbanised birds have learned that cars break things with hard shells & have been known to utilise that. They sit by the road, wait for a car & fly infront, drop the husk and move. Then return to eat the contents.

And birds chirp & tweet to communicate the same way we talk.

If they were Chocobos the drivers would be in trouble. =/

Birds are the Devil's spawn.

I dated a girl once who worshipped birds. birds were the best thing since sliced bread. then she dumped me. bird-brained thing to do, but ah well.

Birds were created for us to laugh at, hence their stupidity.

I love the way they bop their little heads as they walk. It's so cute.

Feathered freaks flapping fairly free through the air
Carelessly continue crapping on cars from out of nowhere
Do they have peripheral vision, does it matter if they do?
Cleverly they hop into a collision course just to prepare their food

The birds are all a twitter, how happy do seem their chirps
But perhaps a hidden agenda be the topic for these birds
Eh, who cares, these feathered freaks, let them stage a coup
I'll slice them in and roast them up and have them for dinner too!

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Originally Posted by Sephex

So you're driving down a street and you see a bird sitting at the edge of the road. At the last possible moment the bird decides to not only fly at the last possible second, but it flies in the direct path of all oncoming cars! I can't count how many times I have seen that happen. Why do they do this? What is up with that?

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my aunt told me that happened to her and her ex and company in wyoming. I just thinkthe birds are suicidal and fed up with life.BUt it reminds me of this part in this movie called "The Core" when a whole bunch of birds start crashing into stuff and dying.

Birds are crazy.

bird suicide squad!! O_O
they jump in front of cars thinking that their cause will be heard by the evil car gods!!
argh!!!! *runs about*
we're all going to DIE!!!

ZOMG I <3 birds.

By far my favorite animals. Although some of them are pretty stupid, like the ones that fly in front of cars.

Bird's brain > Human brain.

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Originally Posted by BlackRibon

some birds are just stupid

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On the contrary; birds are anything but stupid.