[Insert general newbie title here]

It's my favorite movie too. Almost my favorite book... not quite. :)

Welcome. :D

W! :cookie: ?

Wake the hell up, Snoozer! lol

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Originally Posted by SNOOZER

Hi guys. I was bored at work and like any other generic american employee I wasted my time surfing the interweb. I came across this site. I was drawn in by the pretty banner. The next thing I knew my boss started spanking me. Moral of the story; it's ok to slack off at work, but don't get spanked by your boss. The cool thing is I got to spank her right back. Because where I work, we're all awesome like that.

Anyways, just saying hello.

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That's awesome. You can spank your boss. Is she like one of those corporate hotties I hear about? Also, I'm nominating you for Best Newbie! Stick around and join in the Ciddies fun. It's like the Oscars, except cooler.

Well, hello there.

If I wasn't so conspicuous about everything going on, I'd actually say more, but infortunately the slice of cheese in my fridge is plotting an assassination attempt in ten minutes. I have to send in a purge team before that time. Est: time is five minutes. If this plan works I'll see you later. If it doesn't, remember this post and cherish it forever.
*goes off to face an uncertain future*

something is strange...............



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Welcome!!! :D :D

Some people get off on that, you know ;) Spanking, that is.

Hello!

Welcome to EoFF. Don't forget to wipe.

Eckt, less of the sick comments.

Welcome to EoFF SNOOZER. Hmmm, snoozing.. I like doing that!
*ZZZZZZZZZZZZzz*


I don't snore though... seriously. :-/ :p

OH NICE. xDDD Your story is not for the faint of heart. ^_^ But you have persevered, and here you aaaaaaare~! <3 WELCOME! :love:

I feel certainly welcomed ^_^

Ciddies? Like the Oscars except cooler eh? Sounds like fun, I'm in.

The boss is quite the generic corporate hottie. We went to her house one day for an office party. Long story short, it was the best ice cream cake I've had.... and more *suggestively insconspicuous wink*

Awww, I'm late.
Welcome anyways. :D

Hi! Welcome to EoFF! You seem fairly weird, so you should fit in just fine. :D

I want ice-cream cake now...