Oh my, yes! I'll create some sort of DEATH CLOCK!

Flyin belt. ORdinary belt that gives you the ability to fly like Neo in Matrix.

BUT I´D ONLY SELL ONE TO ME, NO ONE ELSE!!

it will cure all diseases and have unlimited food supply

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I'd invent a teleport machine.

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I'd build a time machine so I could go back and steal all your ideas and list them in this thread before you do so you would crown me your queen. QUEEN.

I'd build a time machine that goes farther back than foa's. :)

I would create drug to inject into people who think it's okay to hurt other people so that they will be nice and I will spread it throughout the land, and there will be peace. Whether people like it or not, there will be peace.

A panda machine where you press a button and it generates a random panda, and then it comes out and it's cute and you can cuddle it. *nod*

I'd make a machine that could get me laid.

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A panda machine where you press a button and it generates a random panda, and then it comes out and it's cute and you can cuddle it. *nod*

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I see you're also concerned about world peace. I think your plan will be more effective than mine.

I'd invent a sort of Barrier that will protect people in their sleep. (And also one for my Ice Cream)

I'd invent a machine that tuns horses into unicorns. It would be better than my current method of putting party hats on ponys.

I'd make an automatic perfect soul mate machine so no one would get their hearts broken.

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I would create drug to inject into people who think it's okay to hurt other people so that they will be nice and I will spread it throughout the land, and there will be peace. Whether people like it or not, there will be peace.

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The funny thing is, in one particular piece of Star Trek fanfiction, that's exactly how the Borg got started. It was nanoprobes rather than a drug, but apart from that, same scenario.



Anyway, I'd create a benevolent version of the matrix, where I could plug myself in and live in a world where beautiful women wanted to have sex with me and I would be so powerful as to be a God unto the adorant masses. Xander's random panda machine would be a reality, because pandas are nifty.

A giant box of misery and sorrow.

I'd invent Bender. Possibly every single robot in Futurama. Then the technology to preserve peoples heads in jars and keep them alive. I'd go ahead and turn myself in to a robot as well.