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I was in bed laying under my covers and the very top of my leg was itchy so I went down my trousers to itch it. Then my damn mum came wandering into my room and she thought I was fingering myself.
Then later on we went shopping and she came with me into the changing room and I had forgotten about my handwritten permanent pen "Lick my ass it will be fun" tattoo on my belly. Her face could have turned milk sour.
HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! :D Lol. One time a younger friend of mine said he was trying to become a person who puts tattoos on people. I wanted to see if he had the skills so I became his first customer (even though I had to pay him 50 cents). While he went to drawing my eyes layed on this beautiful girl that walked in the classroom. It was about ten minutes when he told me he was done and then the girl came over to me. Not looking at what he put down on my arm I showed the girl and she looked ay me in disgust. Guess what it said (SPOILER)It said "I like masturbating" with a picture of a penis. I smacked him in the head and the teacher called my parents. When they came up to the school and saw what was on my arm and they shot me random questions about it. I was humiliated