Originally Posted by DJZen
As XsephirothX entered San d'Oria for the first time, he clenched his ears in pain at the wailing (and slightly off key) bagpipe music. He immediately shouted "(Teleport Holla) (need it?) 500 gil!", to which came the reply "OMG STFU n00b!!1". xSephirothx noticed that this reply came from a level 2 Tarutaru Warrior. He took this opportunity to inform the nearby adventurers that Taru WARs have "teh ghey", and proceeded to the auction house where he fumed about how much more expensive all the good spells were.
(a few chapters later)
XsephirothX had, at long last, put together a fine team consisting of Tatyana the THF, Luluslover the BLM, Mastakilla the WAR, Kloud420 the NIN, and DrLuv;) the MNK. Immediately they set out to level. Tatyana was, of course, designated the puller, but Kloud420 decided that he would make a better puller and immediately found an Incredibly Tough. He hit it once to get aggro and ran back to the party's camp where they were already trying to defeat a Tough Goblin Butcher. Mastakilla knew he had to draw hate away from the mages and proceeded to provoke, but nothing happened. A second later he announced "OMG NEED TO FIX MACRO BRB!" Shortly thereafter Luluslover decided to try to kill the IT with a powerful spell. "FIRE III BEEYOTCH!" he shouted, as the IT took about 3 points of damage and turned toward its attacker. The party was completely wiped out within a minute of this, and two of them leveled down as a result and could no longer use their armor. XsephirothX proclaimed to his linkshell members that his teammates were "f4gz".
