Many of them I don't get or they're just to stupid they aren't funny...bad jokes can be funny, but only a couple actually are.
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Many of them I don't get or they're just to stupid they aren't funny...bad jokes can be funny, but only a couple actually are.
hahaha XD
Okay, I'm easily amused.
Here's a dirty joke. :D
The white horse fell in mud.
Now the clean joke.
The dirty horse took a bath.
oh okay
all mine then
I found it and it was so funny that I wanted to use it as my signature. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by The Anarchy Angel
There are two tomatoes. One says "Hello". The other says "HOLY [img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img] A TALKING TOMATO!"
What did paul say to john?
(SPOILER)Hello, my name is bob.
[leeza]*snip*[/leeza]
Why did the chicken cross the road?
(SPOILER)Because the chicken lacks any reasoning or decision-making capabilities, it seems unlikely the chicken's action was spurred by any particular motivation.
The dead baby ones are funny cos they're true.
[leeza]Do not post that type of crap on this board. ~ Leeza[/leeza]
hahahaha pat sharp is awesome!Quote:
Originally Posted by Francis Begbie
i did not like yours francis....a bit uncalled for....
[leeza]*snip*[/leeza]
:-/
The dirty horse took a bath with Bubbles.Quote:
Originally Posted by Agent Proto
Here's a nasty joke.
Bubbles is his neighbour.
Like I said, they're funny because they're true.Quote:
Originally Posted by Old Manus
that just makes you sickQuote:
Originally Posted by Francis Begbie
I've got to agree there.
Thanks, I'll take it as a compliment.
You really shouldn't.