This Just In - Terrorists Attacks EoFF

at 3:06PM EST, the notorious terrorist was identified and confirmed as member Bomber of the EoFF community. Bomber is hiding out and communicating via the web through-out the EoFF community. Administration is focusing on the rebuilding process, luckily, few were harmed, right now, the toll is at 3 with the deaths of kirk 81, HOOTERS and Baloki of the EoFF world were harmed, which has left many others shaken.. More news on this as it rolls in.

I'm Marick for Channel 0, EoFF News.

You stay class Eyes on eff eff.


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OOC:

You people need to get some humor in your lives. Terrorism isn't going away, and you can't ignore, so why be so shelled from it, or so crazy emotional about it. People die, some before they should, in war, in violence, of old age, regardless, death is death. No matter how many people die in Bush's war on Terrorism, it will never go away, it's an idealogy and those aren't defeated, sometimes silenced, but never defeated, and someday, after this war is over, there will be more. Nothing will stop them, so we might as well laugh some over them, there's no point in dwelling in the bad. Besides, it's easier to get over things when you poke fun at it. How many gay people will make jokes at their own expence, the over-whelming majority, why, because it lightens moods around people who are sort of awkward with it. So stop sniveling, grow up. So the point, there is none, so stop complaining and enjoy life. No one likes people who are perpetually Emo.

I heard that kirk 81, HOOTERS and Baloki were all casualties of this atrocity! What say you to that? Trying to keep us in the dark, eh?

I don't get it.

TAKE ALL AMERICAN FORCES OUT OF EOFF

*changes story as though he were CNN, and continues digging up more news*

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Originally Posted by Marick

at 3:06PM EST, the notorious terrorist was identified and confirmed as member Bomber of the EoFF community. Bomber is hiding out and communicating via the web through-out the EoFF community. Administration is focusing on the rebuilding process, luckily, few were harmed, right now, the toll is at 3 with the deaths of kirk 81, HOOTERS and Baloki of the EoFF world were harmed, which has left many others shaken.. More news on this as it rolls in.

I'm Marick for Channel 0, EoFF News.

You stay class Eyes on eff eff.

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You must have overlooked my confession. Whatever, I'll just have to strike again.

Hey, wait a second.

Leave the news reporting to real journalists, like Rainecloud and I.

*stifles a laugh*

The news must be fake, BoB's name is misspelled! :mad2:



:rolleyes2 :rolleyes2 :D :D

Isn't channel 0 AV?

Hey, let's invade and occupy the Final Fantasy V forum in case Bomber once posted there!

...well, thanks to being elected in the EoFF elections I guess that makes me a Senator or something, so I can propose these sorts of things.

3:21 PM EST - Caspian has emerged as a new suspect in the case of the EoFF terrorist. Writing to our new source saying "You fools have the wrong man! Praise SPAM! PRAISE SPAM!" It was a direct and poignant assault at the EoFF community.

SPAM, the deity of terrorists here at EoFF has long been looked at as a heinous and evil monster, however, that wasn't all true before these terrorist attacks started springing up all over the internet, and most-recently, here at EoFF. SPAM was once known as a gently disgusting lunchmeat that was in the households of the health conscious. Processed more that hotdogs, it was utilized for its unique taste which was comparable to a rotten sausage. However, now, the name of SPAM has been tainted by terrorists, saying that it is the will of SPAM to cause terrorism.

Right now, authorities are searching for Bomber and Caspian. They believe that both may be working together and splitting up, planning for another attack that could happen in the next few hours. Dogs have been sent out all across the EoFF community in hopes of finding any more attack devices and preventing them before it is too late.

Psychotic, recently elected here at EoFF, has proposed an all-out invasion into a secion of the community known as the Final Fantasy V forum, to find any posts made by bomber, disect them, and hopefully learn of any future attacks, or perhaps where he may be hiding.

I'm Marick for Channel 0 News.

You stay classy Eyes on eff eff.

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*gets shot by terrorists*

On Channel 100 News...

Kentarou: "I'm Kentarou Nokuda and welcome to Channel 100 news, your number 1 source of random crap. Today, EoFF Member Chris has been accused of supporting the Bombing of the EoFF Boards. Chris is a chatter that lives with someone somewhere. Heres Stealth#9 outside the court..."

Stealth#9: "Thanks Ken. Now, as you can see behind me, many people are waving signs around like fools in an attempt to protect this foolish life form known as "Chris", not realizing that what they do every day is useless. Eating Breakfast, going to sleep, brushing your teeth. It's all useless! Life is meaningless!!"

Kentarou: "Thanks 9 for that wonderful take on life. Don't go away! When we come back we talk about how Jedi is becoming a religion, after this."

Then you change the channel.

[20:48] //Baloki: The Socs claimed responsibility for this: http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/showthread.php?p=1207321
[20:48] //Baloki: TELL THE WORLD
[20:48] I am taller than my imaginary friend.: YOU CAN'T TALK
[20:48] I am taller than my imaginary friend.: YOU'RE A VICTIM.
[20:49] //Baloki: I know, but I regained conciousness to tell the world
[20:49] //Baloki: They must not get away with it
[20:49] I am taller than my imaginary friend.: You can't regain consciousness from death!
[20:49] //Baloki: DO NOT ALLOW BoB TO GET AWAY WITH IT
[20:49] //Baloki: REPORT IT TO THE WORLD
[20:49] I am taller than my imaginary friend.: Eh, the things I do to get laid at this damned meetup...

I just planted a bomb in the Feedback Forum. It will explode with another 200 views.