Pick-up Lines

"It's currently £10, but I'm willing to negotiate."

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Originally Posted by Raistlin

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

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:p :p :p :p :p :D :D :D you win

"hello i'm ... and you are?"

With one flex of my body girls rush to have sex with me. I don't even need to talk, let alone pick up lines.

"Where do I slide my credit card?"

I'm great at - Oh, wait.

whatever happened to Linus?
Did he really kill himself that one april fools day?

He got banned for posting porn.
Nope. ;)

"i seem to misplaced my heart let me check you"

"hey have you seen my thingy"

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Originally Posted by Raistlin

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

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I've always liked that one.

A personal favourite was one that someone used on a friend of mine while she was at work:

"You come here often?".

"I'm a level 49 light elf."

Phil, that never works. But when you flash Level 36 Paladin on them, you gotta beat 'em away with a stick.

smile if u wana have sex with me!

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Originally Posted by faster skating penguin

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Originally Posted by Raistlin

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

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:p :p :p :p :p :D :D :D you win

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Neel wins.

One that I've actually had luck with.

"Wanna ****?"