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Drink some bleach/cloreine/whatever the hell blank says to me.
Your Mom isn't bad! Well, it's bad, until you add "goes to college." Then it's brilliant. Your Mom goes to college!
[img]http://home.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/heart.gif[/img] Napoleon Dynamite.
Hey Lindy- your village called. They want their idiot back...Quote:
Originally Posted by Lindy
You should stop listening to the voices in your head, I know they keep telling you that you're cool, but they're not real y'know.Quote:
Originally Posted by Phil
"Yeah, well, NOBODY...
...uh...escapes...
...uh...
...ALCATRAZ!"
Your just jealous because all the voices are in MY head and not YOURS!!oneQuote:
Originally Posted by Lindy
Once a 90 pounder decided he wanted to be a quarterback for the practice. He says "Down! Set!" Then the coach walks over and asks him to "Grow Some Balls" and to stop talkin' like he just got a shot to the balls.
Funny cause if I said that it would be a stupid joke, but since the coach said it everyone was saying it was hillarious.
Agreed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Craig
"i know you are but what am i?"
'YEA, WELL AT LEAST I'M NOT ATTRACTIVE'
Lindy... [img]http://home.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/heart.gif[/img]Quote:
Originally Posted by Lindy
Fat Albert called, he wants his FAT BACK.
"Stop being so like yourself!"
Rinsing ensued. Poor lad :(
best one is when i used "ur face" as a comeback. oh man, i said it after everything. it was stupid, but it amused me more than most comebacks, to the point where my best friend got TOO annoyed. i said "ur face" to something she said, in which she replied "u killed it. its done."Quote:
Originally Posted by Craig
....i simply replied "ur face killed it". genius. :cool:
I'm so tired of "cool people" using that damn "yo mama" come back for every insult. At least i can usually think of something creative.
"Yeah, well, at least I'm not a LOSER!"
~Keep it gooey~