Favorite Family Guy Episodes

I like the episode where Chris is trying to lose weight...

My fav. part is when Peter puts his finger in his mouth (his attempt at bulimia). I laughed so hard :greenie: .

Peter is one of the crazy men there can be (even though he is a cartoon.)

and shouldn't you be gettin some beauty sleep?

All of them. There isn't a bad show in the lot. Just like South Park. Unlike a certain long-running, long-since-dryed-up show involving yellow skinned characters.

I don't really watch Family Guy, but I really liked the episode where Peter kidnapped the Pope, and he drove him around in a Pope mobile, but it was like a Pope golf cart. xD

This is one of my favorite quotes because it shows Peter's inattentiveness:

Chris: Not very good. I don't think Mrs. Lockhart likes me at all.
Lois: Mrs. Lockhart?! Your teacher?
Peter: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Lois, this isn't my Batman glass.

And then there's one right after that where Stewie's eye turns red and he's like, "Aagh! Broke a damn blood vessel!"

Lois: No, Stewie has never shown any acts of violence before this.
Stewie: Well, actually my first act of violence would have to be that time bomb I left ticking in your wretched uterus. Happy 50th birthday Lois.

Stewie is hilarious! and so cute! everything he says makes me giggle XD

Yeah, Stewie is by far the best character in the show. Followed closely by Brian and Quagmire.

Emission Impossible.

OMG-My favorite episode was the one where the parents went away to have a second honeymoon. The part with that passion of the christ 2 thing-man that was funny! But the other part with pinochio(however you spell it-you know, the wooden toy that has a nose that grows when he lies). . .that was just wrong. BUT STILL FUNNY!

Where Peter goes on the women's retreat after his place of employment almost gets sued for sexual harrassment over him...that's hands down the best episode.

I will give you a raise if you come into work tomorrow without a shirt.

or somethin along those lines.

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Where Peter goes on the women's retreat after his place of employment almost gets sued for sexual harrassment over him...that's hands down the best episode.

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YES! easily the best. IT has a cameo from the Kool-aide guy.
Judge: "Peter Griffin I here by sentance you to (Insert Mass Sentance)"
Lois: "Oh no!"
Jury: "Oh no!"
court room: "Oh no!"
Kool-adie man busts through the wall: "Oh YEAH!" - silence- Kool-aide man shows himself out slowly.

yeah - that part rocked.

But yeah, My name is Mike meyer - so I goto order a pizza and the chick though i said my name was quagmire- it stuck.. :(

Bipper

The one with the corrupt Indians and the Casino.
The one with the Passion of the Christ II.

Just too great.

"When you wish upon a weinstein"
The one with the nudists
The one with Stewie's 'sperm-brother'.