Why Won't You Die

Because before I turn into the squirrel in the next life and run up someones leg, I want a squirrel to run up my leg to see what if feels like. I could get a bigger laugh

Because you didn't say please.

Please

I'm immortal :(

I won't die, because I'm too interested in what I'd miss if I do die.

I live for all the people around me, even those I don't know. You are always influencing people even if you don't know them, you can only hope that it's a good influence. I also live to have fun and succeed in life, but I think a lot of people live for others.

I'm planning something huge that'll totally blow your mind. Whoops, gave it away.

Well based on the past twenty years of my life, I've come to the conclusion that I will live forever. It's worked so far.

I am alive today because of Chicken Nuggets, Rock -N- Roll, people who still believe in love, the mountains, cool afternoons, full moons, sailing the high seas, hanging with my friends, playing videogames, girls, high explosive ordnance, Jimmy Buffet, double decker oatmeal creme pies, mozzarella sticks, stand-up comedy, Monty Python shows, Jazz, playing the drums, interesting dialogue, alcohol, long walks on the beach, the girl that got away, the homeless people who love life, Hardees Thickburgers, fast cars, soft cushion chairs with a flexible back, Minute Made Strawberry Passion, samurai swords, those massaging chairs at the mall, toothpicks, live music in the middle of nowhere, soccer games, road trips, and lightning bugs just to name a few.

You get the idea, I hope.

I will never die. Not untill i find out what the meaning of life is anyhow.......and ill be extremely peeved it it turns out the meaning of life is death! :mad:

Life is too much fun to give up now ^_^

. . .wait.

"shadows never die forever" - Hanzo Hattori, Samurai Warriors

really? well, i know there's only one way that will come true...

I think it's mostly from this amulet I found while I was working on the great pyramid.

Anubis came to me and offered me eternal life for it's return.

I'll die because of "LOVE"

Phoenix Down.