Blonde moments...

I'm a school custodian. This story is true, I swear to god. Beside the school where i work at there is a street where the parents park their cars to get out and walk their little kinder kids to the classrooms. One moring I noticed this brand spanking new SUV with no one inside, windows rolled down and the engine running. It was so new it didn't even have the license plates yet. As I stood there shaking my head, this Soccer mom came walking up. She could have been out of Baywatch. She had blonde hair, perfect white teeth, tight shorts, tight halter top and not an once of intelligence in her eyes. I am not making this up. I lectured her on how a bad idea it was to leave her SUV running like this with the windows down. She looked at me with a blank expression and said" It's ok, the keys are inside". I swear that every bit of this story is true.

I do sumin blonde everyday.........

My hair goes blonde in the sun, so I wear a hat.