what is your FAVORIT

Turkey Baster.

Spatula. It's just so awesome.

...anything that can make a good projectile...and spoons are completely useless...

The potato masher.

Swiss Army knife.

My uber apron

http://www.spiralandcircle.com/UNDERWEAR%20APRON.jpg

Sporks are only cool if they're metal, and not that cheap plastic crap. Spatula ties with metal spork.

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Originally Posted by ShlupQuack

Sporks do not suck! They're efficienter than efficiency.

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Sporks suck! There is nothing you need a combined spoon and fork to eat. NOTHING.

Do they have a combined Fork/knife? Like a Fife or a Knork.

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Tongs.

Hmmmmm...sporks, spknives, foknives, spoofornives.... and knives... big sharp knives...

But best of all.... I can stab your eyes out with the greeeat....
toothpick!!!! Fear me..... can you feel your upcoming dooooommm!!!???

*ahem*

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Originally Posted by ShlupQuack

Spork, obviously. I mean c'mon. It's a spork.

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Spoon, and bottle opener. as Kyono said, they open the beer therefore they win. He speaks the truth!

Tie between tongs and corkscrew.....