I was making a joke too.Quote:
Originally Posted by G SpOtZ
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I was making a joke too.Quote:
Originally Posted by G SpOtZ
yeah...Im just gonna gonna go with whatever Advent Children says that happened...sorry guys that I don't have an outrageous story.
you forgot that Future Esthar doesnt have a sense of humor either :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by G SpOtZ
Let's leave talk about specific members away from the boards okay?
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Originally Posted by Light Mage
no he is but the 1st sephiroth was a clone the one you have to fight is the real one (you find this out somewhere in dics 2)
I reckon, seeing as Cloud obviously has such a screwed up mind, that the entire story was just a figment of his imagination. Or even, that the storyline laid out in the game might actually be true!
Could you explain this a bit more please?Quote:
Originally Posted by Maiyo_Yoem
The truth is that Cloud got really tired of how freaking annoying Aeris was, so he hired Sephiroth to kill her during her daily pray to be more of a bitch then she was the day before. In exchange, he gave Sephiroth the Black Materia, which creates a giant disco ball in the sky so that he could have the world's biggest disco party. After having Aeris killed and pretending to care, Cloud realized how big this party was going to be, and also realized he wasn't invited. This pissed him off. So he gathered his band of leftover rejects and set out to kill Sephiroth before his party started. Along the way, he killed all of Sephiroth's party guests: The Weapons, Shinra, Jenova,Bugenhaden (Poisoned I tell you!), and just about everyone else. They then had a disco battle with Sephiroth in his psycodelic 70s pad in North Crater. Cloud used his trademark move, The Omnislash (Don't ask where he got the name), and defeated Sephiroth in one move. This caused the disco ball to collapse and come down on Midgar. Sephiroth used what was left of his marijuana to get himself high enough to make all those green lights he see's real, thus saving the world. The End.
... I can't believe I wrote any of that....
Ok bye-bye dead thread.
you lot were very rude, its a nice theory.
Personally, I think its not true, just look at the posts above for my view.
we're all joking. or at least i hope we were.
Joking? Of course not! You all know that FFVII is all about drugs and disco!
u forgot tifa's boobs.
Ohhh!
Now it all makes perfect sense.