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Originally Posted by Leeza
WINNERS!Quote:
Originally Posted by Hawkeye
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Everytime you neglect a bible, an Angel loses its wings.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Leeza
WINNERS!Quote:
Originally Posted by Hawkeye
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Everytime you neglect a bible, an Angel loses its wings.
I don't have any religious friends! I live in England, not the bible belt :( ...wait, why did that have a sad face? It's a GOOD thing!Quote:
Originally Posted by Chaos Prophecy.Crash..
I liked Cloud no. 9's Bible Fortress (...Bible Gear?!) idea but I don't really have enough room.
Cut holes into the bibles and place cheese in the hole and then give it to random people.
Swiss bibles, ey??
in the cold winter months when you cannot afford heating/the damn evil halls managers cut off your power burn the pages
god would want that
you need to live psy HE WANTS YOU TO LIIIIIIIIIIVE!
You can't beat the Vikings. You should join them. They don't seem to be very good vikings anyway. You should lead them to a new age of plundering and pillaging. Then you can tell the story of how one day God changed your life by having a Bible find it's way into your hands ;)
Give the Bible to...I dunno. Over here, there's places like Goodwill and St. Vincent De Paul, prettymuch like the Salvation Army. Places that you can donate used/old stuff, and they'll sell it cheap and give most of the profits to charity of some sort. So I'm sure you can find somewhere over there that you can donate it to, right? If not, contact the Gideons, they'll take it back. I have four or five copies of the New Testament and Psalms and Proverbs. I should probably do that sometime soon.
introduce the vikings to the christain folk and see who wins in a fight. the big guys with axes or the people with god on their side.
"where's your messiah now?"
I was handed a pocket-sized bible once in the mall and when I got home I took it out of my pocket and had a bit of hesitation to throw it away, and then I threw it away. No big deal.
Give it to some random person distracted by the vikings.
vikings are coll don't diss the vikings *dances*
Hide it and the invite us all on a "Find The Bible Hunt" around your University City.
Whoever finds it first gets a free viking honourship, allowing for 24 hours of pillaging. A bit like Supermarket Sweep, but with less Dale Winton and more Psychosis.
Give it to a hobo. Hobos like Jesus.
Draw a face on the bible then every were you go take it with you, talk to it and if anyone asks about it or looks at you funny yell,
"Its my best friend, okay"
then curl up in a ball and start singing,
"I have a friend in Jesus, Jesus loves me so"
and if your really determined to freak people out wear a t-shirt that says jesus loves you,but i'm his favourite.
