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Originally Posted by Hawkeye
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Originally Posted by Hawkeye
Whaddya call a bus full of black people ?
(SPOILER)A rotten banana
I love this one.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sasquatch
Wanna hear a dirty joke? A boy fell in the mud.
Wanna hear a clean joke? He took a bath.
What do you call a fish without eyes? A fsh.
I don't care if this isn't a two-liner.
roses are #FF0000
violets are #0000FF
all my base
are belong to you
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what do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? still no idea
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and a razor blade? Still no bloody idea
What do you call deer with no eyes, legs,head or torso? a coat rack
if money doesnt grow on trees, why do banks have branches?
Why do golfers always play in two pairs of underwear?
-In case they get a whole in one! its the lamest 1 i could think of one the spot
How do you confuse an idiot?
-7
Lame.... I thought of this one when I was in 1st grade.
How do you know an elephants in your car?
The trunks in the front seat.
Man: Doctor, doctor, I've got a steering wheel embedded in my groin!
Doctor: Well, what's the problem? Can't you leave it there?
Man: No! It's driving me nuts!
Actually, that joke's a little too good for this thread.
You're a little too good for this thread.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rainecloud