Is that dog real? :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by Leeza
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Is that dog real? :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by Leeza
Yes.
Local mad house closed down. Residents now living on street corner.
Does my ass look big in this?
Bra and panties, half off, corner of 6th and main.
Man arrested for false advertising. He said he was hot.:choc2:
"The results of a sex change; Don't do it!"
(terrible, I know, but all of my lines were stolen.)
Does it really matter? :cat:Quote:
Originally Posted by Flying Mullet
Local area bearded lady outside Austin Police Dept. after sex circus was closed down in city mandate.
New Haircut: $13.99
Black Laced Bra: $4.98
White Sports Bra: $9.99
Dark Blue Lady's Undergarmet: $12.98
Black Hightop Highheels: $39.98
Stuffed Dog: $19.99
Water Bowl: $3.00
Large Cardboard Box: $24.98
Taken a photo of yourself posing while not paying attention to what people would think of you: Priceless
For everything else, there's MasterCard.
"Brought to you from the makers of Hippies and Moonshine"
1.) "Woooooow....Lady Liberty sure let herself go!"
2.) "Lady Liberty and Uncle Sam's unspoken shame..."
"Let me slip into something more comfortable"
"does this homeless hippie look make my ass look scrawny, pasty and hairy?
lol.
After this sex change operation, I feel like a new man, so to speak