Substitute Teachers

There's this nutty supply in my school called Mr. Lias, and he's a total freak. He has eyebrows that stick out about two centimetres from his head. I don't have a story, but everything he does is hilarious.

We could avoid doing work all lesson by asking him about a certan animal of his! XD.

I had a crazy sun in grade 8, he threw desks and chairs at people, yet he somehow managed to keep his job

one time, I had this sub, and these two girls and myself (there was only three girls in the class) spent the entire period talking very loudly about womens rights and the history of prostitution . . . I have no idea why, that was my favorite sub ever ^_^

I kind of... sleep or zone out during sub classes.
Well, one time, it was so great, we got an English Major for our Algebra class.
xD
She had NO lesson plan or anything so we just goofed off all period.

I had a substitute my Senior year who had also been our waiter at Red Lobster the night before. So on Sunday night, this guy is recommending the lobster spinach dip, singing a capella songs for us, and giving us free alcoholic beverages (and all of us being 18 at the time). Then on Monday he's telling us to quiet down and do our assignment for that day.

Freakin' bizarre.

Also, one of the substitutes I had for AP U.S. History was a complete hippie who spent the entire time talking about how many times a day you should be taking a crap (twice) and how much water you need to drink in order for that crap to have a healthy consistency. She was swell.

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Originally Posted by TheAbominatrix

It was nothing anyone did to the sub in my story... but it's my favorite story.


My freshman year there was a notoriously evil sub named Mr Blankenship, who'd been a teacher at the school when my dad had attended. The first time he subbed for my class I was in biology. Out of nowhere I hear him say "Ms. Mugley, could you come up here please?". I think I'm in some sort of trouble, and I go up there... he stares at me a minute and then asks "Are you Dennis Mugley's daughter?" "Um... yes sir." and then his tone completly changed. He became nice. Downright sweet "How nice to meet you Ms. Mugley. You can sit down now."

From then on everytime I had him I got away with murder. He heaped detentions and lectures upon every one who so much as talked out of turn. But I did whatever I wanted and he never said a word to me. Ever. So finally I asked my dad about him.

"Oh, Blankenship? Yeah I hadnt been back from Nam for long when I my sister comes home upset that she'd caught him looking up her skirt. So I went down there on my motorcycle, slammed the guy against the wall, and told him I'd (editted for strong content) if he ever so much as looked at my sister again."

So he was scared to death of my father for a good 30 years, so much so that he treated me like gold due to a fear that he'd incur my father's wrath.

I love my dad xD

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Best. story. ever. xD

I don't have too many great sub stories, it's the old misbehaving and taking advantage of the sub routine. I did have this one cool sub who told us how to get free burgers at Burger King and how his coach at Uni/collage was an old coach from the NY Yankees and how he got out of the army by wearing braces. xD

I was so bad in class with my sub, everytime she would say something i would go "no you didnt!" and i did that enough to make her swear and throgh an eraser at me.

my actual english teacher through pencils at people, and the french teacher talked about his trip to MExico constantly

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Originally Posted by TheAbominatrix

and told him I'd (editted for strong content) if he ever so much as looked at my sister again."

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have sex with him?

My french teacher was so easy to piss off. She sent me to the office once because i screamed "france is gay" and then she gave me a detention for laughing after she sent me to the office. I liked my french teacher, why did she have to quit?

I hear that if you kill a substitute teacher, no one will ever find out about it...but then you end up becoming a substitute teacher yourself!

Heed my warning!

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Originally Posted by Old Manus

have sex with him?

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I do believe it had to do with insertion, but not of that variety.

Sorry to crush your hopes :skull2:

I told him my name was Meat Puppet and he cried.

The only sub story I can think of is about the long-term sub we had for language arts in 11th grade after our teacher had a nervous breakdown. Cid was in that class with me.

Our sub was hot, he let us call him by his first name, and many of the female students had intentions towards him. That is my story.