I have a spoon in my nose.

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One time, I was eating this really tasty meat pie.
But then I sneezed. A moist chunk of tender steak got forced up into my sinus. It was red hot, and hurt like hell. I had to blow a giant lump of hot meat out of my nose.

Not an experience I want to repeat.

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Originally Posted by Big D

One time, I was eating this really tasty meat pie.
But then I sneezed. A moist chunk of tender steak got forced up into my sinus. It was red hot, and hurt like hell. I had to blow a giant lump of hot meat out of my nose.

Not an experience I want to repeat.

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lol :D

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Originally Posted by Big D

One time, I was eating this really tasty meat pie.
But then I sneezed. A moist chunk of tender steak got forced up into my sinus. It was red hot, and hurt like hell. I had to blow a giant lump of hot meat out of my nose.

Not an experience I want to repeat.

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My friend had a similar experience while watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. All the turtles say "Where's Splinter?" And then all of a sudden, Splinter appears in the windowsill, and all he says is "Coming." After about a 10 second pause, he says "To a decision." This friend loves dirty sexual jokes, and was eating a slice of pizza, so 2+2=4, and he snarfed his pizza.

Ugh, after drinking Coke really fast, I get this really....Coke-y feeling in my nose. I suspect I have Coke up my nose then. :shifty:

thats just gas....:shifty:

One time, I had some friends over when I was about 9, and one of them made me laugh, and I was drinking sprite, and it came out of my nose and it really hurt. ;___;

hmmm... attack of the soft drinks... would make a good movie title....

(SPOILER) My Nose

Somehow....:confused:

Boogers, mucus and air. Oh my!

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Originally Posted by Neco Arc

thats just gas....:shifty:

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COKEY gas. :mad2:

yup yup... cokey gas...