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I have a lot of favorite quotes, i couldnt choose the best so just put them all
"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."-City Slickers
"If I'm not back in 5 minutes, just wait longer"-Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
"Ray, when someone asks, 'are you a God?' you say yes!"-Ghostbusters
"God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs. Dinosaurs eat man. Women inherit the earth" -Jurassic Park
"...blowing away a fleeing suspect with my 44 magnum used to mean everything to me, I enjoyed it, well who wouldn't?"-Naked Gun 2 1/2
"I see your schwartz is bigger than mine." and "I knew it! I'm surrounded by assholes."-Space Balls
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I have alot but i'll justv name two at the moment.
The T 1000 walk twords police man...
T 1000: Say, thats a nice bike...
(terminator 2)
Ace walks through door of apartment qietly...
Owner: Ventura...
Ace: Yes satan?
Ace turns around...
Oh, sorry. I thought you were someone else!
( Ace Ventura pet ditective)
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"* gasp* Oh no! A tree! A scary tree. A leaf! I'm afraid!" and
"Yay! I'm a llama again! ...Wait..." -Kuzko, The Emperor's New Groove (or however it goes).
And really any other line from that movie. Oh, how my love for it shines!
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Takako Chigusa: Come at me. Every inch of me will resist you.
Jack Sparrow: Drink up me 'earties. Yo ho.
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'Get tu ze choppar!!' Arnie from Predator
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"What the hell!? Tickets for the bus, when did you start paying for the bus!? Didn't we take this ---- to school everyday!?" - Jay (Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back)
"Whoa, it's like a music video, hehe," Beavis (Beavis and Butthead Do America)