Real Name Changes

Don't change your surname. If your father really is that bad, then he's soiled the proud surname and it's your job to restore it through your own goodwill. Show everyone what a true (insert your surname here) is like.

It also works quite well for your partner to scream as he climaxes during intimate relations:
"OH OH! CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYAAAAAAA!"

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Originally Posted by Doofhull

Depending on where you live, the process can be simple and inexpensive, or a pain in the ass and cost you a pretty penny.

Fortunately, it was $50 and a single-page form in Chittenden County, Vermont. :D

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That's because Vermont > all ;)

Choose someone that you love in the group of your mother and/or grandparents, and use it. That's my suggestion.

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Originally Posted by The Jamie Star Scenario

It also works quite well for your partner to scream as he climaxes during intimate relations:
"OH OH! CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYAAAAAAA!"

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Winnar.