Spoony Bards

Does Tony wanna hire us for a gig?

I hope Tony will indeed take on the role of leader and do such a thing. The other gangs may be large, but we have things that they don't - food and music.

Will have things like music.

So, you guys got indoor plumbing yet?

Had it for weeks now.

I come in peace.

How MANY pieces?

We wish friendly relations and alliance with the Spoony Bards.

Spoony Bards
The Spoony Bards started as a small musical community that would gather around the industrial ports, but after a few troubles with other gangs trying to get their hands on goods and a few 'incidents' with their musical group, they decided to better arm themselves, not standing for such things. Since then, the Spoony Bards has managed to cover every inch of the industrial ports, gaining almost complete control of shipments going both in and out.

The Bards border with three other gangs - the Turks in a small area to the North, allowing trade between the two groups (the Turks covering the industrial zones of EoF City, this is vital - although not without the odd problem of who controls what). To the East they tie up with Nemingway's Hood, a newer rising group in the commercial portlands. Finally, in the South, they meet up over a large area with Fat Chocobo's, where they can put their music to audience when they feel like it, providing both gangs with a strong income when business is good.

On a cold night in December, love blossomed between a member of the newly-formed Spoony Bards organization and a young, idealistic member of the Turks...

(What will happen next?)

1. Why am I a Spoony Bard all of a sudden?
2. What is a "Spoony Bard" in this particular context?
3. How did you know that it's my favourite line in the history of lines? How did you know that the only adjective I used for a year was "spoony"?
4. Thanks?

1) Chosen randomly, I do believe.
2) You. You're the spooniest bard I've ever seen. (Maybe I'm being too mean)
3) It's a lot of people's favorite line.
4) Anytime, roto13!

Nah. Not mean. It's a throwback to my childhood to be called a spoony bard. :)

Hey babe, nice to have you with us.

I suggest to all the other 'Bards that we embrace music as a whole, and not just the sung type.

I will take liability for all percussive instruments.

Roto, you gotta preference?

Musical intrument or type of music in general? Uh, I love the piano and the violin, and my current playlist consits of every type of non-urban music I can find.