So why did the chicken cross the road....?

To get laid.

There was a rooster in heat on the other side.




........Wait a minute......

the chicken saw something shiny on the otherside and said"oooh!!!a qaurter!!!"

It was outrunning a Shirtless BoB, a Bley's Crotch, and an Ansem on Aphrodesiacs.

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Originally Posted by Sora!

I'm not sure but my mate has a really poor joke here it is..... Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did he want to get to the other side? to go to the pub. Why did he want to go to the pub? To go to the toilet. Why did he want to go to the toilet? Cause thats where all the cocks hang out:eek:

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Hehehe.. I like that one.

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Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF

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Also: Why did the Chicken cross the Möbius strip?

(SPOILER)To get to the same side.

That is, in my opinion, the funniest joke Mankind has ever devised.

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I second that!

The "why did the chicken cross the road" joke was invented purely so it could be used as a standard measure for bad jokes, precisely as I used it in the prom thread last night. And for anyone who was considering posting that I to could be used a standard measure for bad jokes, or anything of that ilk, don't bother. On sensing your predictability I say this: Its thoughts like that, that make you a standard measure of a sub standard human being.

Because he thought he saw Auron

What a dumb ?uestion. It's been answered by comedians everywhere.

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Originally Posted by Venom

To get laid.

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To produce a Gwen Stefani song!

Cause he saw a panini stand. :)

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Originally Posted by ff7+ff10 gurl 100

Because he thought he saw Auron

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so your saying,that i'm a chicken?
because i crossed the road when i thought i saw auron

why did thechicken cross the road and then roll in mud and cross the road again?

To go back to the barn wence it came.