If you woke up and your house was airborne...

"I believe I can fly..."

go back to sleep i mean what else can you do

Also, better a flying house than a walking bouncing kind of house type thing that wants to kill you.

EDIT: Bwahahaha hot lin king. Okay, attachment will suffice.

Nothing, as long as I still had the internet.

Urinate out the door

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Originally Posted by Old Manus

Urinate out the door

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Good idea some random bloke will think a bird crapped on him.

I'd get a rope and a sheet and err jump using the rope and be able to climb back up to the house at will.

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Originally Posted by Loony BoB

On a sidenote, I hope I'm not the only person reminded of Calvin and Hobbes in all of this. I'm sure there's a strip where he walks out the door and falls to his doom. And then later it's his bed. Or something. I forget.

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There is: He steps out of the door and walks to the bus stop, then falls off a cliff. Waking up in bed, he gets ready for school and this time only has to step out of the door before he plummets, and then wakes up once more in bed. :p

Also, I will give tailor-made responses just for you: The lower ionosphere, and yes, really fast.

I would immediatly begin work on an infrastructure that would allow me to strap jet engines on it and fly it around.

Screaming my head off, then wondering how I cant get it to stop ...

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Also, I will give tailor-made responses just for you: The lower ionosphere, and yes, really fast.

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Would I somehow have internet access?

I'd fly it to England.

But My house would never be airborn any way so......:)

Have breakfast.

I really cannot see the point of this thread at all but anyway I would probably just call the cops!:)

Glue paper eyes to a water melon and a toilet tube to it's back end, make fake flames and give it a mouth and throw it down!


Actually It wouldn't be so bad.