Edward - The Real A Bards Tale

I give you props my friend, I give you props.

Through the Dungeons he did go
On his own for a mighty stroll
Not one, or twice, but thrice did he slay
The evil of Zeromus on this day
And from this act he was able
Go down into the bowels of the unstable
There he met a grizzly foe
Of Lunar Fame and might to show
One by one he smote them all
Through courage and song and a Megalixor (work with me people)
And even the dragon who all said was hard
Fell to the might of this mighty bard
Until at last he stood in the prescence
Of a terrible foe who wasn't Penance
But still he was strong and some would say
That using the Grimoires was the only way
But with courage and steele our hero was victorious
And all through the land the word was glorious
"Cry from the rooftops! Shout out his name!
Edward the Bard has just won the game!"

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Yes, that's right. The task that all said couldn't be done. Some laughed, others scorned, most were indifferent. But to those of you who say that no one is capable of redemption, I say to you; Pifflebock! Just look upon now, the "weakest" character in the game, defeating an enemy many quail at even with a full party of Mages and Fighters. Destroyed utterly and without question by a man who for decades was seen as a coward. But now no more. From this day on, all shall know his name...

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You may commence your praise...

BTW Please check out my (hopefully) comprehensive guide on how to approach this mammoth task. Any suggestions/comments are welcome, but please email/PM me them if you must. Thanks.

You rock my world.

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Originally Posted by Necronopticous

You rock my world.

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^_^

Wow. That's all I have to say.

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Originally Posted by Maxx Power

Through the Dungeons he did go
On his own for a mighty stroll
Not one, or twice, but thrice did he slay
The evil of Zeromus on this day
And from this act he was able
Go down into the bowels of the unstable
There he met a grizzly foe
Of Lunar Fame and might to show
One by one he smote them all
Through courage and song and a Megalixor (work with me people)
And even the dragon who all said was hard
Fell to the might of this mighty bard
Until at last he stood in the prescence
Of a terrible foe who wasn't Penance
But still he was strong and some would say
That using the Grimoires was the only way
But with courage and steele our hero was victorious
And all through the land the word was glorious
"Cry from the rooftops! Shout out his name!
Edward the Bard has just won the game!"

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Dude, you rock.:)
Good work on your endeavor.

Dude. Can I worship you now?

maxx power i annoint thee "god of ff4" enjoy the glory oh great master!

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Originally Posted by HowlingMonkey

Dude. Can I worship you now?

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You could worship me previously, but feel free to start now.

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Originally Posted by omegaweapon2005

maxx power i annoint thee "god of ff4" enjoy the glory oh great master!

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Thanks, I'll place it between my trophy for general greatness and my "Most Witty Pirate" certificate for '02.

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Originally Posted by Maxx Power

You could worship me previously, but feel free to start now.

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Hmm, perhaps some retroactive worshipping plan would be appropriate then...

Not the god of FF4 but "Edwards Puppetmaster" is better. Hey has edward come to u again tell him that u did it and that He should have drown by leviathen!

Hmm, too bad a Tellah quest isnt possible...

Good work though, im impressed!

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Originally Posted by Fireblade13

Not the god of FF4 but "Edwards Puppetmaster" is better.

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You could say this about any FFIV character when you put it this way.

This almost makes me want to try this.

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Originally Posted by Elite Lord Sigma

This almost makes me want to try this.

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Yup.