Chuck Norris didn’t write that book, he just roundhouse-kicked pieces of paper until they became great literature.
He did the same thing with the Bible.
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Chuck Norris didn’t write that book, he just roundhouse-kicked pieces of paper until they became great literature.
He did the same thing with the Bible.
Good point.
Ah, true. Okay, I don't feel upset anymore. xDQuote:
Originally Posted by Soul of Tarsis
:whaaa: :eyebrow:
*walks away slowly*
Your hating on Chuck Norris is a clear sign of envy.
Envy nothing. He is a false idol and he must be destroyed.
Admit it, you want to see through the eyes of a Ranger, and then save the world from terrorists after leaping out of a plane with no parachute.
Oh I get it now.
You're jealous because people like Chuck Norris now instead of Wasim Akram.
IT ALL FALLS INTO PLACE.
I can't believe I didn't see it before.
Nah, see, I was never all for Wasim being spammed as hard as he was anyway. Besides, Wasim will always have a home at Aiyon. Chuck will die a lonely old man, wishing he had half the suaveness Mr.T's mohawk had.
http://www.chucknorris.com/html/events.aspx
He knows we're onto him.
Never mind Chuck Norris:mad: Bruce Lee is the best.
That wasn't crying. It was just years of built-up sweat that happened to leave via his eyes at that moment.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kyono
If thats true, Chuck Norris has B.O in his eyelashes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Maxx Power