corny Pick Up Lines!

a-hyuck you're purty lookin'

"I'm like Calculus. I'm so hard you'll be doing me on your desk all night long."

I wish I was clever enough to have thought of that. xD

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Originally Posted by Neco Arc

"How you doin'?"

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I think you'll find its - "how YOU doin'?"
I tried it on many people, never has worked ;____;

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Originally Posted by boris no no

I think you'll find its - "how YOU doin'?"
I tried it on many people, never has worked ;____;

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I actually got that to work once.
Problem was I didn't want it to work at the time and I had to bail...:(


Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you!:)

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Originally Posted by mooglegirl608

If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put u and I together.

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That's a pretty good one...

You're so hawt you're gonna melt the elastic in my underpants.

Do you happen to work at UPS? Cause I coulda sworn you were checkin out my package!

My eyes are only for you baby! --- I only have one eye ball! And it's for you! *hands eye ball* where'd you go?

I had a married guy hit on me one night, who I said I was his wife's type too....:rolleyes2

I did have another guy just say, 'Nice smile. Wanna smurf?'

Lastly a really old, creepy guy offered my best friend and I $500 a piece to go to his hotel room with him...He ended up leaving on the arm of a bouncer....:)

hi

"Nice shoes.. Lets f**k"
and, "Pick a number between one and ten."
(any number)
"You lose! Take off your top!"

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Originally Posted by Zeldy

and, "Pick a number between one and ten."
(any number)
"You lose! Take off your top!"

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Haha! I've never heard that one before.
That's good.:love:


Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?

I think I'll just close this now. Either that, or delete half the posts and I have no time for that.