Sephiroth: "Son of a submarine!!!"
Hojo: "You Spoony Bard!!!"
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Sephiroth: "Son of a submarine!!!"
Hojo: "You Spoony Bard!!!"
Sephiroth: excuse me, i see u just sitting here, and ummm...im here to kill u. is that ok?
Aeris:oh that's fine. i was going to kill myself in a bit, but it doesn't matter.
Sephiroth: thanks. now mom might respect me more.
Sephiroth: mom let me live my own life, stop bossing me around im a grown man now, i want to become a doctor....... yes mom im sorry i wont shout at you again.... yes i will destroy the world
cloud: "they should have bingo here at the golden saucer"
Aeris: I TOLED j00 I WUZ HARCOER!!!!!!!!!11
Vincent: If anyone calls me an emo one more time I swear to god I will kick your sorry ass back to midgar!!!
Yuffie:heeeeey Tifa.
Tifa: huh?
Yuffie: i have a nice spot on the montain i'd like to take you to.
*Yuffie caresses Tifa*
Tifa:ewww, Yuffie. I'm not a lesbian!
Yuffie:what about all those times you were hitting on me?
Tifa: I wasn't hitting on u, i was hitting on Cloud. He's sooooo hot!
Yuffie: Hmph. *thinks of killing Cloud*
Cloud: you know what, im tierd of having to fight Sephiroth, i quit, get someone else to cover for me like Squall or Tidus or something i cant take it anymore
Barret: u know what would be really nice... SOME BROWN SUGAR ON THIS DAMN GAME!
Cloud: oh Sephiroth i do like your sword where did you get it from.
Sephiroth: oh you do? thank you i got it from midgar it only cost me a few hundred thousand Gil, on sale, you know.
Cloud: i defently have to get me one of them.
Sephiroth: yes you defently should.
Cloud: oh *%^@ i forgot, shall we fight now
Sephiroth: oh my yes the fight i forgot all about it, yes let us fight now.
Sepiroth: hey cloud! I surender!!
Cloud; what the- Ok, i accept you surrender. but why??
Sepiroth; Because I.... Because I.....
Cloud; Hurry up!
Sepiroth: BECAUSE I LOVE.... CAIT SITH!
ok not that funny
Cait Sith: Why does no one respect me? I'm a cat on a frikkin MOOGLE damn it! Everyone loves cats and moogles, so why does everyone hate ME???
Tifa: Okay, the thing is...Moogles are cool, and so are cats...but when mixed together, it's just something you don't do...you know, it's like mixing sugar and salt, or Aeris and Cloud.
Aeris: *Thinking* Oh you little b...
mukki: BOOBS!!!!
cloud: dont you think sephy has a nice ass?
barrett: hell yeah! if he was walking dont a dark alley i wouldnt think twice about giving him some big barrett lovin!
cloud: i think im gonna go now...*walks out with bum towards the walls*
Sephiroth: Why wont my hair stay down, it just bounces back
Cloud: Vincent?
Vincent: What?
Cloud: I am gay!
BANG
Vincent: I'm gonna become a hippy!
Cid: I am a hippo, I mean hippy
Yuffie: Here Tifa, have some materia and go out with Cloud
Tifa: Go to hell, I know a bribe when I see it. And Cloud can go to hell too.
Tifa: I wish my boobs were smaller
Cait Sith: I'm a hermaphrodite!
Reno: Ooh, Rufus. You're so good in bed.
Aeris: I have the power!
Vincent: I can see my house from here!