If you were a traditional RPG character...

A white mage, so I can defend and protect those closest to me. I would use a staff and get some experince with a sword if possible :D

I'd be a large black man with a gun for an arm and I'd wear a sailor suit.

I guess I suppose I'll be a white mage/summoner but with a spear instead of a rod. My job is to heal my allies and when the time comes call summons to protect them.

I would be a thief/traveler type character, proficient with bow and long knives.

I'd be the bloke in the pipe.

I think I'd be a bard. I'd spin tales, perform concerts in dingy bars, and travel the world looking for my one true love.

All girls go, "Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh~," as their hearts go atwitter.

I'd probably roll a critical miss, trip over a stick and break my neck.

I wouldn't be a traditional RPG character, I'd be a Nippon Ichi character, powerlevelled to 9999 and better than goddamn all of you.

I would be a character named Fenris. I would be a fighter, and use old fashion bastard swords. :D

Yo' momma.

I'd be a half cat half tree Sage.

i would be a the final boss that has 999999999999999999999 health and all my stats are 999999999999999999

I'd be the old man that seems weak and useless, except for the fact that I give sage advice. I'd then rescue the party from a sticky situation by using my insanely strong hidden powers, but die as a result.

R made me a b mage/summoner with x-summon. So I'll stick with that. ;) I'm so dark.

I'd be a lonesome Dragon Knight, a sort of female Kain with my dragon.